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“If you are a Spartan, you should have your college in University of Sparta, If you don't, i will kick you on a pit”
Anyway, who cares, All of us are not Spartans, but we'll try to visit University of Sparta, and we am no Persian guys.
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Well, according to the Spartans, they sent Your Mom these messages so Vilma Santos can visit the University of Sparta:
Something you must memorize before entering University of Sparta:
A fucked piece of shit, who cares, Your Dad will just shoot them with a gun. Now, get in there and don't be a gay.
This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
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Chuva Chenes, Chuva Chenes, Bling Bling men! Wait! This is total error!
Server Error Before you blast off this shit error portion, sing it! Boom Shoukhran, Boom Shoukhran, tararat, tararat, Abu Sayyaf! -Arabian Version of Philippine National Anthem-Boom Tarat Tarat Whatever, just look at this photo for 1 hour without going to the comfort room or eating in the dining room, just stay and watch until your hour is over!
Its just a matter of Chuva Chenes, these girls are Homosexual people from my Comfort room!
Mommy, can i eat PETA? Yes darling, as long as you spit out your fur jacket when you eat it! I'd rather go naked for sex This is Sparta!
Mommy's girl, Ingrid Newkirk has been a bad girl, she is one big Homosexual little girl from Hell!
edit Spartan Education
Where is Leonidas, Where is Leonidas, He's in hell, He's in hell, Together we dine in hell, Together we dine in hell, eat Ingrid, eat Ingrid!
Elementary: PETA is a shit! PETA Sucks and so does Ingrid Newkirk
This is SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
Tonight we dine in hell!
I state your name will kill Ingrid Newkirk by throwing her into a pit with the help of Leonidas. I will promise to have sex with her before i push her down the pit. I will sweat to slaughter her with a butchers knife and i will be a Spartan forever! Damn Pamela Anderson for life, Tonight we dine in hell! Perhaps at McDonalds or KFC. This is SPARTAAAAAA University!
edit To be Educated of PETA
PETA has been pissing on everyone, so Ingrid Newkirk got arrested, here you will know how many times was she arrested:
Number of times that Ingrid Newkirk was arrested since you reached here:
edit Chuva Chenes
Or to be known as Ingrid Newkirk Sex, a sex method in where you stab your pets to death before sexing with a homosexual person. But in the Philippines, it is called as Ingrid Chuva Chenes for President.In Japanese "SAYONARA CHUVA CHENES" while in Abu Sayyaf, it is said as "SHOUKHRAN CHUVA CHENES", in Bisaya Spartan"HOY! CHUVA CHENES" and of course, in Spartan "CHUVAAAAAAAAAAA CHEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEES!".
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edit Talking about a long message
Just read what it says:
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This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA! Go to Spartaaaaaaaaaa! Thats the only mission that you will have, now go to Sparta and dine in hell, and don't forget to show off your silver bling bling Nintendo Wii.
Now, if you excuse me, could i go home. The rest of you, head to Sparta!
edit Reasons why you shouldn't join PETA
Damn fucking shit AIDS would be unhealty for me. I am not a shit vegan from hell. These PETA activists hang out in their "special" nightclub in hell. Most of the patrons were homosexual, transexual, Chuva Chenes and breast worshippers. And these are more and more reasons for you to see:
Chuva Chenes friendster profile from hell with love
This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sick of being a Spartan is my work