Woot! My user page rocks yours!
||This user is Minnesotan|
...and is aware how awesome
his/her state is.
|| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
|| This user is the random nonsensical lint that sanctified his cheek inside of your lint so you must hack & slash him/her with your nonsensical lint.
|| This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.