User:Drunkenshark

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edit You could not get enslaved more politely

Thank you kindly for offering your back to my whip, however: you take my pick away and you can go suck on my neighbour's dick

I'm a girl, english is not my first language so my grammar will be like pointy chopsticks to your eyes. I like adding pictures to some uncyclopedia pages. I could not be more concise.

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Yeah, scroll down mofo!!! Suffer!! Suffer the pain of scrolling down!!!!!

Deankitty

Dean Winchester, from Supernatural

Ovechkine

Alexander Ovechkin

Shiningfamily

Family Portrait of The Shinning

Animallover

Justin Bieber loves animals

Avatarfilming

The filming of Avatar

Sanctuarynot

All about Sanctuary

GayWillHunting

Matt damon's first movie

InAWormhole

What you can find in a wormhole

Diefenbaker3

Former prime minister Diefenbaker, according to Google images

BonesTiger

Doctor Temperance Brenan, from Bones, fighting off a tiger

Boneseat

Doctor Bones attacking Booth with chopsticks

Smithsonianbones

the study of a corpse, from Bones

Bonestv

the official poster of the TV series Bones

Fanfictionshit

An example of a bad fanfiction: the author's wedding with Jack Sparrow

Nixondevils

Nixon loves babies

Fishhooligan

Frozen tunas to stop hooligans

Supermanfootball

Superman to stop hooligans

RaptorJessusGlue

Raptor Jesus loves pranks

Jagy

the Tv show JAG features a lot of sexual harassment

Pickelhaubes

Some Pickelhaubes

M2u00009

a door in the dark

Yoda

Tasty Yoda

Coloring book barbin laden

Taliban coloring book

DeathbyPony

Evil pony

Queenelisabeth Craig

Daniel Craig during his time travel

WhoshotJR

The poster for the famous season ending of Farscape

Jawakilling

A Jawa

Prussiancostume

A typical Prussian uniform

ABBA

ABBA lifestyle

AAAAAAArrrr

A Mud-Pit Pirate

ConnerHoly

Holy Connery, saint of women mistreating

Transformerssgol

a sketch from the next Transformers movie

Madonnateeth

A "Madonna Teeth Special" at bowling

Madmaxx

A scene from Madmax

Agladiatorr

Russel Crowe in Gladiator

Ncis3

A screen-shot of the opening of NCIS

Ncis2

Abby, from NCIS

Ncis

Tony and his Boss, from NCIS

Hostage

The Fly showing us how to correctly grab a hostage

Monolith

The monolith from 2001 Space Odyssey

Willturner

Will Turner

2cv

What you can do with a 2CV

GaySPNTRL

A scene from the show Supernatural

Pimp my ride

A car from Pimp my Ride

Jedicow

A Jedi Cow

RamboMcK

Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis

StaMP

stamp licking made dangerous

Stampvictim

stamps again

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