User:Drokkonen
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| You dare bring light to my lair? You must die! |
 | This article is one lavish, shoddy antidisestablishmentarianist. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, attacks at the underarm hair, and is an unfunny looney. If you attempt to reward this, you will most with composure absolve Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will fornicate your sea bass!!!!!! |
Luckily, it's in the good way, not meaning "tasty". But don't get too settled, they'll still eat you. All the people who edit this article have a .01% less chance of being eaten by a grue. Please note this does not stack, and is non-transferable.
And remember, it's only .01%!
| This article requires additional pylons.
You can help by warping some. |
| This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room.. |
 Just like a real YouTube Poop only without the annoying sound and motion. |
By the by, despite what the Uncyclopedia-Poop template says, this userpage CAN have annoying noises if YOU are willing to supply them!
[edit] CURRENT ACCOLADES
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
This is it?!? This is all I get?!? Oh internet, you cold, hard bitch; I swear I'll quit you someday! I'll even leave my Deadpool article to rot in the etheral wastes of data streams! You'll pay! I'll make you all pay! I'LL PAINT ALL MY WARHAMMER MODELS WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Oh, and just so you knows, I AM that much of a bitch to constantly search for articles with Deadpool in them because I'm such an over protective bastard, and if you DID mention him in one, I'LL KNOW, CUZ I'LL BE WATCHING.
| This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People. |
| THIS IS SPARTA! |
| This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
| This user is a mutant. |
| \m/ | This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies. |
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable antidisestablishmentarianist. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and attacks at the antidisestablishmentarianist. |
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
| This user is a reincarnation of Deadpool. |
| This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead. |
| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!! |
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| This user has eye beams. |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time). |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think. |
| Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
| This user is a militant atheist. |
| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU! |
| This user edits Grueslayer. |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
| This user's IQ is enough to be legally retarded. |
