User:DriftKing18594

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~ Jeremy Clarkson on DriftKing18594
“My super fantastical super fun time best student ever!”
~ A random Japanese person who spends his time drifting his Toyota on mountain roads on DriftKing18594. This same Japanese person taught him how to drift.
“What's this kid's name?”
“He called me fat!”
~ Mary Harney
“Duh?”
“DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!”
~ Father Jack on DriftKing18594

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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

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edit Quotes about him

Check the top of the page, retards.


edit Intro

DriftKing18594 is a 14-year-old genius from Ireland. His girlfriend is your mom but he wishes it was Nathalie Kelley, who starred in the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift...oh, damn she's hot...yeah...yeah...sorry, I was masturbating there for a second. He loves drifting and drives a Nissan Silvia S15. Eat smoke, bitches! Anyway, he is a fucking master at Need For Speed and beat Ryo Watanabe. Yes, I know, your character was called Ryan Cooper, but it was based on him!

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This is what happens when you want porno but you can't because you're in fucking SAUDI ARABIA!!!

edit Education

He has a degree in bullshit and economics. He also kicked your ass while playing GTA IV on Xbox Live.

He gratuated from the Fred Ucker College of Kia-smashing (F.U.C.K.), and has a black belt in the martial art of dorifuto soko.

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  • 1999 Nissan Skyline
  • 2008 Nissan GT-R
  • 2001 Nissan Silvia
  • 1994 Mazda RX-7
  • 1983 Toyota Corolla
  • 2005 Ferrari F430
  • A piece of crap Kia he uses for target practice.
  • Your mom
Skyline Z-Tune

Here we see one of the most deadly of the Skylines, the GT-R R34 Nismo Z-tune. its unbeaten :D:D:D and it's FUCKING MENTAL!!!

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Blue-supra-1 This User can Drift and beat D.K.

edit Personal Details

DriftKing18594
Real Name: ****** ********
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Member since: September 2008, I guess
Occupation: Drifter
Special Abilities: Drifting a Nissan GT-R, even though that has SOOOOO much grip.
Favorite Article: Probably this.
Least Favorite Thing: Prison...whoops, I mean school!
Weight: Between 100 and 120lbs
Weapon(s) of Choice: A nuke, bitches!
Girlfriend: Your mom, but I'm currently doing Nathalie Kelley in the back of my Skyline.
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