User:DriftKing18594
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“My super fantastical super fun time best student ever!”
“What's this kid's name?”
“He called me fat!”
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edit Quotes about him
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edit Intro
DriftKing18594 is a 14-year-old genius from Ireland. His girlfriend is your mom but he wishes it was Nathalie Kelley, who starred in the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift...oh, damn she's hot...yeah...yeah...sorry, I was masturbating there for a second. He loves drifting and drives a Nissan Silvia S15. Eat smoke, bitches! Anyway, he is a fucking master at Need For Speed and beat Ryo Watanabe. Yes, I know, your character was called Ryan Cooper, but it was based on him!
edit Education
He has a degree in bullshit and economics. He also kicked your ass while playing GTA IV on Xbox Live.
He gratuated from the Fred Ucker College of Kia-smashing (F.U.C.K.), and has a black belt in the martial art of dorifuto soko.
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- 1999 Nissan Skyline
- 2008 Nissan GT-R
- 2001 Nissan Silvia
- 1994 Mazda RX-7
- 1983 Toyota Corolla
- 2005 Ferrari F430
- A piece of crap Kia he uses for target practice.
- Your mom
edit Websites he is on
edit OFFICIAL WEBSITES!!!
- http://www.bebo.com/DriftKing18594
- http://www.youtube.com/DriftKing18594
- http://www.streetfire.net/profile/DriftKing18594.htm
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