User:Drhlajos

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	This userpage is pwn3d by a кoммциіѕт.
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“Koi desu nya!”

~ Strange cat on Carp

“The world is mine”

~ drhlajos on his empty school

“go eat shit fuckers”

~ drhlajos on politics of hungary

“whatever...”

~ drhlajos on electricity class

“Doom doom doom doom, doom Doom Doom doom doom DOOM!!''”

~ drhlajos on Doom!

“Indifference is not an emotion. It's a skill learned over time”

~ The Led Balloon on not caring

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Yeeeh, and this is ME!!1111

You can see my datasheet from fbi.org most wanted terrorists here, however, i was removed, after that noob Osama Bin Laden bombed teh towers. I hate too much work, because All work and no anime make Drhlajos a dull boy

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.	17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.	ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
de-0 This user does not understand Deutsch and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.	NO This user doesn't care.	This user is NOT a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user is a complete, irredeemable boardwalk. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and arrives at the boardwalk.	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!	AAAA AAAA AA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAA.
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	This user procalimed himself as a Medicinae Doctor. Healing comes from them.	User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	No user serviceable parts inside.	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!	Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!	This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.	This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.	This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.	This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly	OH SHI- Interior Crocodile Alligator This user drives a chevrolet movie theater

This user is being attacked by bunnies and runs like hell.

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