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DrakeGTA, known to his friends as "That guy who fucked my dead grandmother", is an eight year old Fortran system administrator from Roswell, New Mexico. His job duties include making sure linksis routers are hacker proof, and making sure the xbox 360 does not overheat when it finally hits the market. He may or may not be the webmaster of drakegta.com. Drake is also a semi-professional kitten huffer and an very piss-poor uncyclopedian. He's also part of the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. Few people know this, but Drake has actually cut off Satan's cock, which he keeps in a display case over his mantle. Sometimes he likes to strap it to his face and pretend he's Pulcinella.
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"Hey, one of these days I’m going to say something really cool, then people will quote me and stuff."
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| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia|
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
|Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.