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edit The First Great Internet Spam War

First Great Internet Spam War
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Artists Representation of a Flame War taking Place on a Fan Site for the British People that Took place in July of 2001
Date: March - August 2001
Place: The Internet
Outcome: Interpol Victory
  • Hundreds of New Laws put in place preventing massive Spamming of internet sites
  • Outlaw of Hacking
  • New Generation of Anti-Virus and Firewall Protection created
  • Birth of Cyberterrotism
  • Massive loss of Digimon Fanbase
  • First Recorded use of The Moment
Combatants
Pro Tamers
Defenders of the Internet
Interpol
Digimon Tamer Fans
Time Warner
Cyber Mercenaries
Anti Tamers
Army of {MOD}
Digimon Adv. Fans
Cyberterrorists
Commanders
Interpol Director
Jedi_Amara
Drifter Dragon Lizard
Chiaki J. Konaka
Laurence Gabriel MafiaBoy
{Mod} King
Akiyoshi Hongo
Strength
300 Interpol Officers
70,000 Tamer Fans
Time Warner Cable
400,000 Various Hackers and Internet Users
firewalls
The Moment
200,000 Adventure Fans
2 Million various Hackers, Cyberterrorists, and Internet Users
Computer Viruses
Spyware
The Creeper virus MKX
Casualties
10,000 computers
5000 injuries and 43 deaths due to Exploding computers
1,480,000 Computers
500,000 Arrests including all 39 members of the Army of {Mod}


edit The Second Great Internet Spam War

Second Great Internet Spam War
Nuked Planet
Artist Representation of Manga Hut's Destruction
Date: September 2009-January 2010
Place: Internet
Outcome: On Going
  • End of Several Internet Manga Sites
  • Youtube becomes lineate with the posting of Anime on their site
  • Beginning of a new wave of Cyberterrorism
Combatants
Manga And Anime Fans
Hulu
Team 4 Star
and allies
Manga Hut
and Allies
4Kids
Youtube
TV Tokyo
Time Warner
and allies
Commanders
VLING
Littlekuriboh
MasakoX
Lanipator
Takahata101
DragonLizard
Kaiten 4Kids Counsel, creator of Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece,
Strength
1500 Anime and Manga Fans
30,000 Supporters
various hackers and Spammers
5 Staff Members
27 Monitors
3000 Follows
Various hackers, Spammers and Cyberterrorists
300 signetures from concered parents, a team of million dollar a day Lawyers, The Law, Manga Writers. The United States Goverment
Casualties
400 Arrests
3000 computers destroyed by viruses
1000 Follows leave Kaiten's side
Manga Hut spammed to hell
Lawyers Fired
4kids, Youtube, and TV Tokyo stock plummets

edit The Third Great Internet Spam War

Second Great Internet Spam War
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Artist Representation
Date: September 2011
Place: Internet, Wall Street, Across United States
Outcome: On Going
  • Start of Class Warfair
Combatants
Anonymous, "The 99%" "The 1%", the White Catholic Republican Party
Commanders
Michael Moore, Commander X
Strength
Nearly 99% of US citizens, Hackers The Worlds biggest Corporations, the worlds Greatest Lawyers, Trillions of Dollars
Casualties
Arrests: 3,000+, Injuries: 75+, Deaths: 2 Countless Millions of Dollars lost
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