User:Dragoliz

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“She's just the greatest person in the universe, apart from me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dragoliz

“In Soviet Russia, laughing floor rolls YOU!!'
~ Russian reversal on Something completely different
“One day I was wandering down the main street and she said 'hi' to me. I was completely blown away by her intellect and beauty. WOW!”
~ Anonymous on Dragoliz
“We really need more people like her.”
~ Universe on Dragoliz
“Her ego's too big.”
~ You on Dragoliz before you get struck by lightning
“Ha ha 'bout time!”
~ Your mum on You getting struck by lightning

edit I'm Awesome!

All you need to know is I'm awesome, straight and actually from New Zealand. And that the black helicopter is coming to get us!

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ChippieSS

Chips! Not fries! Damn Americans!

Soviet party

RUN IT'S THE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!

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edit Dragoliz's Mind; The Inside

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Oh NOES! The BLACK HELICOPTER!!

A big rock

Nope... I'm lost on this one

In Italy

Never play soccer in Italy especially if you're wearing blue

Th WeAreGoingToDie

Hehe.

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Alright that's it you can leave now...


Sometime soon would be great...


I MEAN IT GET OUT OF HERE N008!


Oh great you found the bottom of the page what'd ya want a medal? WHAT!?! Well you can't have one!


So leave there's no more...Get lost, shoo, scat, run along, GO AWAY!--->Shortcut
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No. You can't have it.

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Take it's advise and run before the universe implodes and it'll be all your fault.

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