User:Dr Tobias Bergman Fünke PhD

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“NASA's Moon Landing was far less of an achievement than Time Cube discovery, for I have Cubed the Earth, with 4 simultaneous corner days in 1 rotation of Earth.”
~ Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D on his controversial Time Cube theory
“I just want my Kids back!”
~ http://www.thomasjane.com Homeless Dad on his kids


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Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D relaxing in his home.

edit Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's Parents

Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D is the son of Dr. Tobias Fünke and Kitty Sanchez. Dr. Tobias Fünke fled with Kitty Sanchez to Reno after George Sr. escaped from prision and his twin brother Oscar of IamOscar.com was put into prison after being mistaken for George Sr..

edit Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's Birth & Life

After settling down in Sweden after her attempts to take control of the Bluth family Kitty Sanchez had her child and raised him in Oslo. It was during Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's time in Norway that he became distrustful of all Norwegians. For some time he didn't trust anyone. All communication with the Norwigens were terminated. And he came to trust only the animals, where the fishes were the animals he came to trust the most. He eventually began studying and preparing for the Swedish Special Police so that one day he could fight the Norsemen of Oslo. (Not to be confused with the Norsemen of Oslo a rock group that used to rock pretty hard back in the day. We are required to make that distinction.) Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's preparations eventually brought him to Thailand where he lived in the Swedish colony of Bangkok. He eventually found work with the Swedish Pickle Brigade the governing body of the colony. Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D rose quickly through the beurocratic ranks mainly due to his Aryan appearance which so many of his fellow Swedes lack.

edit Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's Woman

Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D met his life partner while boxing at his local Waffle House. Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D had just finished up his match against world renowned Swedish boxer Bill Murray, when a woman of equal stature colour and build smacked him across his lip with her heel. They've been inseparable ever since.

edit Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's Boxers

Are of plaid and Swedish heritage.

edit Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D's Monkey Corp

In 2001, in response to the tragedies of 9/11, Dr. Tobias Bergman Fünke Ph.D was put in charge of the GNFC Royal Monkey Corp. His job was to organize to corp into a terrorist fighting unit in the same way Jack Bauer organized and led CTU. The Corp had been in disarray since their defeat at Spain II: The Revenge and needed to be revived by way of Anal Gangbang--Dr Tobias Bergman Fünke PhD 03:26, 11 March 2007 (UTC). --Dr Tobias Bergman Fünke PhD 03:26, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

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