User:Dr Livingston
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[edit] The Doctor
Dr. Harry S Livingston (simply called "The Honorable St. Rev. Dr. Emanuel S Harry Smitsonian Beaverlake Kettering Tea-Pot Hearken Ye of Noble Truths Waffle-Cake Sandpaper Livingston" by his lazy friends[all of which are large North American salamanders of the genus Necturus, especially N. maculosus, that live in damp regions and have conspicuous clusters of dark red external gills]) is a doctor.
[edit] The God
Dr. Harry S Livingston is the god of the sea, no matter what that pesky liar Poseidon may say. That's right, I said it! I'm not afraid of your wrath, Poseidon, I'm ready for ya!
[edit] The Loserly Nerd
This is not so much an aspect of the Dr. Livingston as it is just some ill-gotten rumor the pope-brigade made up...
DARN YOU POPE-BRIGADE!!!
[edit] Things Written by the Doctor
George Washington: the part about his home-life(first submission) :*)
What would Jesus do: first full-length submission, w00t
