I'm sorry <insert name here>, but that's highly classified information that will not be shared with you. I suggest stalking some adolescents on MySpace. Hey, did you see that Miley Cyrus picture she posted on MySpace? Imagine all those other non-famous 15-year-olds with sexy underwear pictures you could be looking at instead of information about some old poof. I'm so painfully uninteresting as a person that you'd have to be desperate for a distraction from the horror that is your life to be looking here.