User:Dr. Gruesome

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I am Dr. Gruesome, Ph.G (this has something to do with being a Gruologist). I also have created my own Video Game War, the War of Everything. You can join it.

Yeah, so... enjoy Zork -1!

 Zork -1 Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Blue Screen of Death"_

Zork -1: The polar bear, the crackhead, the cucumber, the taco, the pubic hair, and the Namekian

Copyright (c) 3834 BC - 3834 BC Gruesome Productions. All rights reserved.

Revision 9333333 / Serial number 933333

> What the fuck!? This isn't the BSoD!

You are using Unix.

> No I'm not.

Who cares? This is better than the BSoD anyway.

> Fine. Whatever. Just log me in.

You are now logged in as <insert name here>.

> look

You are in a polar bear's cage. Obvious exits are out, out, out, out, and out. You can see a computer here.

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