User:Dr. Chuck

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this madman before his plans for world-domination are complete.

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I should like to introduce now the featured user of this page. I'm sure that you will all agree without any hesitation that Dr. Chuck is the most brilliant creative genius that America Uncyclopedia has produced in almost 200 years, so perhaps a few words of biographical background might not be amiss. Endowed by nature with perhaps the most glorious baritone voice to be heard on an American stage since the memorable concert debut in 1835 of Mallard Fillmore; endowed also with twelve incredibly agile fingers; Dr. Chuck has had a long and varied career in the field of entertainment starting with nine years at Albright College... where it was that he first decided to devote his life to what has since become a rather successful scientific project — namely, the attempt to prolong adolescence beyond all previous limits.

Even before he came to Albright, however, he was well known in academic circles for his masterly translation into Latin of The Wizard of Oz, which remains even today the standard Latin version of that work. A few years ago he was inducted... forcibly... into the United States Army and spent most of his indenture in Washington as sort of Army Liaison to the Office of Naval Contemplation. About his service record he is justifiably modest, but it is known that in a short time he rose to the rank of Brigadier General. However, before he could acquire a tenure, he was discharged, and owing to nepotism and intrigue, he emerged with only the rank of Specialist 3rd Class, which was roughly equivalent to the rank of Corporal without Portfolio.

But to return to his career in show business: for several years he toured vaudeville theaters with an act consisting of impressions of people in the last throes of various diseases. I'm sure that many of you here tonight still recall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation. He is generally acknowledged to be the dean of living American composers, and is currently working on a musical comedy based on the life of Adolf Hitler. Without further ado — Dr. Chuck...

edit Contributions

Not a picture of Dr. Chuck, but of Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Supergirl costume (she's much better looking than he is)

“Everything you can imagine is real.”

~ Pablo Picasso

I create articles when the mood strikes. As you can see, I haven't been struck often (I keep ducking at the last minute).

edit 2006

In December of the fateful year 2006, I created Dick Clark. So far, it has not been huffed. This is a "win" in my book.

edit 2007

Feeling creative again in March 2007, I put forth Dr. Demento, filling yet another hole in Uncyclopedia. Obviously on a roll, in April 2007, I expurgated Vaudeville and Mentos. I must have been half crazy to think I could create two articles at once. Article creation then took a back seat to editing.

edit 2008

After I applied some major edits to You don't want to know in the prior year, it became a Quasi-Featured Article in February 2008. I'm not sure whether to burst with pride or apologize for the mishap.

edit 2009 to present

Article creation hit a bit of a dry spell, didn't it? However, I do continue to make occasional edits. Sometimes it's something small (boring) like a spelling correction or a layout/format change, other times it's a bit more substantial (less boring). As always, you can decide which edits you like and which ones you don't.

edit Other user pages

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Dr. Chuck also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

If you did not enjoy this user page, you will certainly not enjoy the one I have on Wikia Community Central, or the one with the so-called so-called experts.

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