User:Dr. Chuck

My user page at en.uncyclopedia.co

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

I create articles when the mood strikes. As you can see, I haven't been struck often (I keep ducking at the last minute).

Contributions

“Everything you can imagine is real.”

~ Pablo Picasso

2006

In December of the fateful year 2006, I created Dick Clark. So far, it has not been huffed. This is a "win" in my book.

2007

Feeling creative again in March 2007, I put forth Dr. Demento, filling yet another hole in Uncyclopedia. Obviously on a roll, in April 2007, I expurgated Vaudeville and Mentos. I must have been half crazy to think I could create two articles at once. Article creation then took a back seat to editing.

2008

After I applied some major edits to You don't want to know in the prior year, it became a Quasi-Featured Article in February 2008. I'm not sure whether to burst with pride or apologize for the mishap.

2009 to present

Article creation hit a bit of a dry spell, didn't it? However, I do continue to make occasional edits. Sometimes it's something small (boring) like a spelling correction or a layout/format change, other times it's a bit more substantial (less boring). As always, you can decide which edits you like and which ones you don't.