User:Dr.Maybe
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“The was this one time, when I was in this cave or something, and there was a load of tentacles trying to kill me, and I thought i was in Hentai or something, but it turned out it was just Dr.Maybe trying to take over the world once more. We sorted him out but Swamp Thing had to give up his soul, which was a bit of a bummer!.”
— John Constantine on Dr.Maybe
“This page has far too many userboxes”
“JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!”
“AAAAAAAAA!”
“Qe.Znlor vf n trrx”
“No Comment”
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable Zork. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and bamboozles at the Zork. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
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This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| MS-4 | This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war! |
| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| This user is the random shaky Zork that bamboozled his eyeball inside of your Zork so you must accentuate him/her with your shaky Zork. |
| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
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This user wants you to be touched. |
| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
