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Click Here for the Spanish verson.Did you just call me a pedophile?
Hey, if I ever become a Commander, I'll redirect this whole shitty page to User:Methamphetamine. the page doesn't exactly exist yet, so don't shoot yourself.
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|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Death Row shit
|Hello Goodbye||Score: 15||Moves: MAY 20, 1993|
Stuff. I'm bored. I really need something to do. So, for no reason, 1,234,567,890 DICKHEAD GRUES JUMP OUT! They eat you. Stuff happens. You're in underground hell. Your life is gone.(Score = Age, Moves = B-day)
Stuff I created/are working on
Nutella (Attention Deficit Disorder)
This page (duh)
UnNews:YouTube sued by Google, YouTube says "WTF?!" (it's stupid, needs work, plox)
Death Row 2: Escape from San Diego (I just started)
HowTo: Kill Yourself (I'm working on it)
Something I would call "Collaborations" but can't
The Secret of the Secret OMG Secret With Isshiki Konotashi, Regret Tenenbaum, and me.
User:Orian57/UnProvise/UPR/Generic American Sports Film With YTTE, and whoever else is shown(Except Qua. Qua is a NXWave sockpuppet).