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You have a 747 outside your door. Did someone just Rickroll you?

**I will be switching between this account and this one.**

Click Here for the Spanish verson.Did you just call me a pedophile?

Hey, if I ever become a Commander, I'll redirect this whole shitty page to User:Methamphetamine. the page doesn't exactly exist yet, so don't shoot yourself.

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WELCOME, <insert name here>. It is 04-24-2014, 20:24 according to Universal Standard Time. I AM WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.


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Nutella: FUCKING DELICIOUS!

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Joseph Armand
Imager
Scientific classification
Kingdom Mammal
Phylum Dumbass Human
Class persona
Order Puerto Rican Redneck
Family It's over 9000!!!!
Genus what?
Species Ipunchedhiminthefaceus Becauseheaskedmeforajobus
Binomial name
DJ Jasper/部分的に強い男性
Specifications
Primary armament Obliviousness
Secondary armament Hellspawn
Power supply Caffeine and stuff
Health 20000
Mana 10000
Strength 2500
Intelligence A lot
Weight 150
Length 5'6"
Special attack FINAL FANTASY SUCKAGE!
Conservation status
Might Exist

WEL CUM

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Userbox crap

WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
DR This user created the Escape from California trilogy. 1(Short Story)
/\ This user created The American Stoner Association
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
6 years, 9 months and 15 days.

DRDEMO This user has won Death Row 1:Escape from Death Row. S/he has only just begun.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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750+ This user has over 750 edits.
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us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
es-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Español.
it-P This f****r speaks Italian heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
it-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Italian.


Death Row shit

 Hello Goodbye Score: 15 Moves: MAY 20, 1993

Stuff. I'm bored. I really need something to do. So, for no reason, 250,000 HO GRUES JUMP OUT! They eat you. Stuff happens. You're in underground hell. Your life is gone.(Score = Age, Moves = B-day)


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

 All about me Score: 250,000 Moves: 250,000


> Who the fuck are you?

I'm Joseph. Better known as DJ Jasper.
> Why the fuck are you here?

Because Wikipedia sux ass.
> Will I get eaten by grues here?


*** You have been devoured by crocodiles for no reason***


> Okay.

I like pie
> I NEED SCISSORS

61.
> This smells of MGS4.

So?

Stuff I created/are working on

Creations

Nutella (Attention Deficit Disorder)

This page (duh)

Death Row 1: Escape from Death Row

Working Titles

UnNews:YouTube sued by Google, YouTube says "WTF?!" (it's stupid, needs work, plox)

Death Row 2: Escape from San Diego (I just started)

HowTo: Kill Yourself (I'm working on it)

Something I would call "Collaborations" but can't

The Secret of the Secret OMG Secret With Isshiki Konotashi, Regret Tenenbaum, and me.

User:Orian57/UnProvise/UPR/Generic American Sports Film With YTTE, and whoever else is shown(Except Qua. Qua is a NXWave sockpuppet).