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<font face="times new roman">{{NOLOGO}}
 
 
{{Title|In lulz we rust. (WTF HAPPENED TO THE LOGO?) [[User:DotJasperDotNot|better page]]}}
 
<div class="usermessage">You have [[nothing|a 747 outside your door]]. Did someone just Rickroll you?</div>
 
 
<big><big>'''<nowiki>**I will be switching between this account and</nowiki> {{u|DJ Jasper|this one.}}**'''</big></big>
 
 
<big>[[User:DotJasperDotNot/es-profile|Click Here for the Spanish verson.</big><small>Did you just call me a pedophile?</small>]]
 
 
<big>'''Hey, if I ever become a Commander, I'll redirect this whole shitty page to [[User:Methamphetamine]]. the page doesn't exactly exist yet, so don't shoot yourself.'''</big>
 
 
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{{Number of Bans|About 6}}
 
 
 
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| <center><big>HOLY SHIT!</big>
 
| <center><big>HOLY SHIT!</big>
 
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| align=center |This user has been has been de-moted to the rank of [[User:Chronarion|Chronarion's]] [[Stupid|Writer]].
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| align=center |This user has been has been switched accounts.
 
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| align=center |Due to their craptastic talents in reading, all [[writing|other chores]] have still been used.
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| align=center |Due to their craptastic talents in anything on this account, they {{u|Methamphetamine|moved.}}
 
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| align=center |Like other ranks, [[nobody cares]] and they will not be caring about their [[Special:Contributions/{{BASEPAGENAME}}|stuff]] anytime soon.
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| align=center |Like other things, [[nobody cares]] and they will not be caring about their [[Special:Contributions/{{BASEPAGENAME}}|stuff]] anytime soon.
 
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| align=center |If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
 
| align=center |If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
 
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| align=center |but such a menial task is crudely done.
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| align=center |but such a menial task is currently unavailable.
 
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<br />My hallucinogen</div>
 
 
<big><font color=red>'''WELCOME, {{USERNAME}}. It is {{CURRENTMONTH}}-{{CURRENTDAY}}-{{CURRENTYEAR}}, {{CURRENTTIME}} according to Universal Standard Time. I AM </font><font color=yelllow>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.</font></big>'''
 
 
 
[[User:DotJasperDotNot/ASA|ASA]]
 
 
[[User:DotJasperDotNot/peeing|PEE WARNING]]
 
 
[[User:DotJasperDotNot/Nutella|Nutella: FUCKING DELICIOUS!]]
 
 
[[User:DotJasperDotNot/conspiracy|Does this page exist? No.]]
 
 
[[Image:American Stoner Logo.jpg|320px|center|thumb|Join [[User:DotJasperDotNot/ASA|The American Stoner Association]] today!]]
 
 
{{Taxobox
 
|name = Joseph Armand
 
|image = [[Image:Imager.jpg]]
 
|kingdom = Mammal
 
|phylum = Dumbass Human
 
|class = persona
 
|order = Puerto Rican Redneck
 
|family = It's over 9000!!!!
 
|genus = what?
 
|species = Ipunchedhiminthefaceus Becauseheaskedmeforajobus
 
|biname = DJ Jasper/部分的に強い男性
 
|pri_arm = Obliviousness
 
|sec_arm = Hellspawn
 
|power = Caffeine and stuff
 
|hp = 20000
 
|mp = 10000
 
|strength = 2500
 
|intel = A lot
 
|weight = 150
 
|length = 5'6"
 
|special = FINAL FANTASY SUCKAGE!
 
|status = Dance Jammer(DJ)
 
|conserv = Might Exist
 
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=WEL CUM=
 
 
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==Userbox crap==
 
{{User:VGDictator/secretgame/templates/editor}}
 
{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
 
{{Boy}}
 
{{User teen}}
 
{{Userbox|red|gray|DR|This user created the Escape from California trilogy. [[Game:Death Row|1(Short Story)]]}}
 
{{Userbox|orange|red|<u>/\</u>|This user created [[User:DotJasperDotNot/ASA|The American Stoner Association]]}}
 
{{User:Tom mayfair/User Time|year=2007|month=07|day=09}}
 
{{DR1WON}}
 
 
{{AmericanUser}}
 
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{{Metalhead}}
 
{{User no care}}
 
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{{FirefoxUser}}
 
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{{User editcount|750}}
 
{{Mafioso}}
 
 
{{Lang|us|P}}
 
{{Lang|us|N}}
 
{{Lang|uk|P}}
 
{{Lang|uk|4}}
 
{{Lang|es|P}}
 
{{Lang|es|3}}
 
{{Lang|it|P}}
 
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=Death Row shit=
 
{{dr2header|Hello Goodbye|15|MAY 20, 1993}}
 
<font color= "#0000FF">Stuff. I'm bored. I really need something to do. So, for no reason, {{number}} {{expletive}} GRUES JUMP OUT! They eat you. Stuff happens. You're in underground hell. Your life is gone.(Score = Age, Moves = B-day)
 
 
{{zork3died}}</font>
 
{{drheader|All about me|{{number}}|{{number}}}}
 
<font color= "#0000FF">{{zorkcmd|Who the fuck are you?}}
 
I'm Joseph. Better known as DJ Jasper.
 
{{zorkcmd|Why the fuck are you here?}}
 
Because Wikipedia sux ass.
 
{{zorkcmd|Will I get eaten by grues here?}}
 
{{drdied}}
 
{{zorkcmd|Okay.}}
 
I like pie
 
{{zorkcmd|I NEED SCISSORS}}
 
61.
 
{{zorkcmd|This smells of MGS4.}}
 
So?</font>
 
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==Stuff I created/are working on==
 
<big>'''Creations'''</big>
 
 
[[User:DotJasperDotNot/Nutella|Nutella]] (Attention Deficit Disorder)
 
 
'''This page''' (duh)
 
 
[[Game:Death Row|Death Row 1: Escape from Death Row]]
 
 
<big>'''Working Titles'''</big>
 
 
[[UnNews:YouTube sued by Google, YouTube says "WTF?!"]] (it's stupid, needs work, plox)
 
 
[[Game:Death Row II|Death Row 2: Escape from San Diego]] (I just started)
 
 
[[User:DotJasperDotNot/HowTo:Die|HowTo: Kill Yourself]] (I'm working on it)
 
 
<big>'''Something I would call "Collaborations" but can't'''</big>
 
 
[[User:VGDictator/secret/secret|The Secret of the Secret OMG Secret]] With Isshiki Konotashi, Regret Tenenbaum, and me.
 
 
[[User:Orian57/UnProvise/UPR/Generic American Sports Film]] With YTTE, and whoever else is shown(Except Qua. Qua is a NXWave sockpuppet).</font>
 

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