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 Death Row Score: 0 Moves: 0


C:\> Run "Death Row"_

Welcome to Zork Death Row

Created 2008 by DJ DN, rewritten 2010 by the artist formerly known as DJ DN and vandalized by the users.

Death Row Trilogy One is © 2008 / 2010 MX-Entertainment, Inc. all lefts reserved.

Okay, we got the weird bullshit out of the way, lets go into the game.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PERSON(S) WHO KILLED THEMSELVES PLAYING THIS GAME.

Thanks to a severe problem with our servers, you will be logged on as 127.0.0.1.

Wake up. The Matrix has you.


> Isn't that from the Matrix?

That information is not important right now.
> Start Game

I do not understand the words "start game".
> Check OS

You have an MS-DOS Windows 95.
> begin

See, that wasn't so hard.

You are in the middle of a giant room in State Penn. There is 1 door surrounding you, called 1,000. Your inventory: A stick of gum,a sword, and some food your mom insisted you brought in case you get hungry. Your HP bar is at π/4.

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