User:Doovad

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A Poem, about Logging In

I used to be an anonymous IP

Making minor edits wherever; I felt free

And soon one day,

After reading an article that was totally gay

I felt an urge, deep down

To lose that frown,

Maybe give the article some love

And..er...kill some doves?

Anyway, I made a username

FIN


“Eh...I've written better when I was rolling drunk.”
~ Oscar Wilde on this pathetic excuse for a poem


“Now was that really necessary? I mean, c'mon!”
~ Doovad on this pathetic excuse of a funny quote


edit Info

Well, my name is Doovad. I have been an anonymous IP for quite some time now. After making many a tiny grammar correction, I eventually felt the need to write an article. But I was way too lazy to actually get a username. So I made a "super-funny" article, which probably sucked it. Big time. I will never know what happened to that article, as it got huffed many years months weeks days. Or whatever. I really don't care. That stage of my life is over, and now I have a username, a nominated article, a few templates, and a fancy signature. Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:07, 1 October 2007 (UTC). OOOOOO, pretty colors. And a timestamp, OOOOO! I hope my days of contributing to Uncyclopedia are long and prosperous. If you read this far into my info section, you're kind of a loser. But if you think I came off as a nice, well-though out, understanding kind of person, well then. Mission accomplished on my part, I do say.


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edit Articles

  • Right Arrow - VFH page here. Woohoo! Front page! If I could graph my self-esteem, it would have just jumped 12%! Upon realizing this, however, it would've dropped 15%...
  • I'll be working on more articles once I finish with all my user sub-pages. Just sit tight. Doovad will be writing again soon. Done.
  • I finished the first draft for the bass article. I have posted it on Pee Review, so if anybody wants to give me some tips on how to make it better, it's open.
  • I started the reference page, but I can't finish it. I think it's a good idea, but I don't have any more ideas right now. If any one wants to expand it, be my guest.
  • I created a very rough draft for Watching! Grass! Grow! It is not even close to being finished, so you shouldn't even bother clicking the link. Then again, why would I include one then? Huh.
  • Have one more article in the works. It will be up shortly. Don't you worry your pretty little head.

edit My User Pages

*Here you can shower me with love and affection once you realize how much I really don't deserve it.

  • Here you can have super fun with all my super awesome templates. Actually, they kinda suck. But I'm new with this wiki formatting stuff. Gimme a break.</font></large></whatever></damn this is confusing and overwhelming>
  • And my talk page is here, in case you were to stupid to realize that there is a link at the top.

Totally not necessary now with that mega awesome directory...thingy at the top. -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 01:54, 3 October 2007 (UTC)


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