User:Doofus
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| This user's IQ is infinity. |
| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
| This user is a mutant. |
| ♀♂ | This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know. |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user is reading your thoughts! |
| Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
| This user is the random wobbly home theater system that meditated his toenail inside of your home theater system so you must sniff him/her with your wobbly home theater system. |
| This user can see what you don't. |
| Sense | This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
| Q! | This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha) |
 | And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans) |
| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate. |
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This user is one Jolly Rodger. |
| This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon. |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user. |
| Woof! | Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
| This user loves pi |
| ? | Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN | 
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| BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
| This user seriously needs to calm down. |
| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
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Pasta be upon this user. |
| This user denounces BENSON. |
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha! |
This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
| This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| This user is a complete, irredeemable home theater system. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and washes at the home theater system. |
| This user will give you a seizure. |
| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
| This user is a geek. |
| This user is cooler than you. |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| This user should not be trusted. |
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| This user has eye beams. |
| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die. |
| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. |
| 笨蛋 | 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1] |
| bu-N | This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
| typo-G | This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo. |
| MS-N | This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd. |
| This is what happens to people who disagree with this user. |
| 17-2 | This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. |
| bs-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t. |
| bl-P | This f****r speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| cpp-0 | This user does not understand Cplusplus and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| de-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch. |
| du-G | This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass. |
| elv-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish. |
| fig-4 | This user speaks Fight at a near-native level. |
| gb-N | This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. |
| gee-N | This user is a native speaker of Geek. |
| grc-0 | This user does not understand classical Greek and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| ht-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. |
| it-0 | This user does not understand Italian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| java-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java. |
| la-0 | This user does not understand Latin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| mor-0 | This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| rh-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. |
| sa-2 | This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm. |
| tlh-0 | This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| tx-G | This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan. |
| vl-G | This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl. |
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