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crap is a yummy substince to eat. Even barney can't get enough of it.
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orange blue berry meat corn brockly piss rum blood
crap was invented by paris hilton of course she lied about the taste. calvin and hobbes eat it all the time.
the reason why your parents tell you to go to the bathroom is because thay don't want you to know the flavors.