User:Dogshead

Knight Commander of the Order

Foolitzer Prize Winner December 2008

Dogshead, considered the most evil filth in history by The Daily Mail

Dogshead is quintessentially British, and toils as a prominent local alchemist, and Conservative MP. He also finds time to occasionally write pages of unintellligable crap.

Nonsense

• Nuneaton
• Peter Sutcliffe
• Warwick - somewhat in progress, and hacked to bits (in a good way) by my mate Zippy.

In The News

• Virgin Boss In Execution Bid‎
• Nazi Time Traveller Arrested
• Man Killed By Hogging Karaoke
• Sea Shanties Get Modern Makeover
• Football Hooligans More Competent Than Students At British Geography
• UnNews:Scientologists Step Up Bombing Campaign
• UnNews:West Coast Mainline Finally Shut
• UnNews:Emu Tackles Bus Yobs

Earache

• Alvechurch Shuffle - Happy Hardcore for the perverted.