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“WHERE'S WADLO? CAN YOU FIND HIM?”
~ Martin Handford's title typo
WTF?! He stole my job! F***ing Chinese penguins...”
~ Waldo on Wadlo
“Wadlo, Wadlo, Where art thou, Wadlo?”
~ Juliet on Her Beloved Wadlo

edit Introduction

Wadlo
Wadlo!!
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The original published cover of the first Where's Wadlo?.

Where's Wadlo is a popular children's book series featuring a penguin who has totally screwed over Waldo replaced the famous Waldo of ''Where's Waldo?'' fame. The author of this article has been gracious enough to share these never-before-seen pictures. Find Wadlo!!

edit A Little History

To those pricks who believe all articles should be well-thought out examples of diligence and research, FUCK YOU! Uncyclopedia users come here to find Wadlo, not read up on his boring, simplistic history! But to satsify those of you cocksuckers, here's a little background.

Wadlo originated from a typographical error in the title of Martin Handford's {creator of Where's Waldo?} first Where's Waldo? book. He decided then and there to make a separate character, Wadlo, and publish him alongisde, but separately from, Waldo. But Wadlo at this point was just a name, and required, among other things, an image. He therefore needed to have a body, as he had a soul, and Handford didn't know what to do. Then Handford's granddaughter asked if Wadlo could be a penguin, and the animal fit perfectly.

The first Where's Wadlo? book sold quite poorly as a result of poor marketing in Antactica (penguins, surprisingly, were not terribly proud, or even interested, in their famous literary cousin), but once Wadlo hit the rest of the world, he was an instant hit. Copies were flying off the shelves, and soon people were clamoring for more of Wadlo. Handford complied, and even presented two new characters, Gadlo (Wadlo's evil twin) and Wadla (Wadlo's girlfriend). Jackalo was added later, but was not as well recieved as Gadlo and Wadla, mainly because Jackalo soon admitted she was a transvestite.

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Gadlo!!
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It's Wadla!
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Jackalo.. 'nuf said.

Happy now?...

edit Pictures

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE COMMENTS ON THE DISCUSSION PAGE! Please tell me YOUR rating of the pictures!
Here are the pictures by difficulty. . .
Note: Some images torn taken from Where's Wadlo? activity books. Don't tell them.

RECENTLY ADDED: Wadlo and Gadlo go to Marvel/Wadlo Universe! (Difficult), Wadlo in the Llama Pack! (grueling)

COMING SOON: WADLO AND MARIO (Hard)


edit Lemon Squeezy

So easy a newborn could get it. none currently created

edit Easy

For kindergartners.

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Wadlo at the Circus. (Easy) View Full.

edit Medium

For annoying younger siblings (and stupid people).

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Wadlo on Main Street. (Medium) View Full.
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Wadlo at Camp Penguin's Beach {Medium)

edit Difficult

Perfect Christmas present for slow freshmen.

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Wadlo at Ubisoft HQ (Difficult)
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Wadlo at Camp Penguin's Dock (Difficult)
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Wadlo at Sea (Difficult)
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Wadlo in an Icon Collage (Difficult)
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Wadlo goes to DC Comics (3 WADLOS!!!!)(Difficult)
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Wadlo and Gadlo go to Marvel/Wadlo Universe! (Difficult)

edit Hard

Only for cool people (if you can find him--it)

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Wadlo at Camp Penguin's Nightclub (Hard)
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Wadlo at The Medieval Feast (Hard)
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Wadlo at Stanford {Hard)

edit Grueling

So hard, a penguin couldn't do it.

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Wadlo at Corporation Square (Grueling)
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Wadlo in the Pink Llama Pack (Grueling)

edit See Also

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