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NOTE: I am seriously planning on making a video with this script. This has been uploaded so you can all gasp in awe at its awesomeness.
The Uncyclopedia Movie trailer Fall 2008 edition
Music: Dark Tranquillity - Crimson Winds
(show slow montage of shots of Wikipedia)
Narrator: In 2001, Wikipedia was introduced to the Internet, where it was quickly crowned "Coolest Thing Ever".
Sound effect: Record grinding to a halt
(quick fade to black)
Narrator: In 2005, that crown was stolen by something even cooler.
Music: Arch Enemy - Enter The Machine
Narrator: The spawn of Good King Chronarion and the almighty (and hot) Sophia, Uncyclopedia quickly usurped the throne of awesomeness from Wikipedia using a combination of Oscar Wilde, the invincible Grue Army, and kittens. From the beginning, of course, there were a few who resisted...
Mayor: "Just let them walk down this street, knock on my door, and come in and have 5 minutes with Miles Hosken, mayor of Telford..."
22.214.171.124: Go eat shit-fuckers.
LotofLOLS: MR. WINKLER IS GAY!
(show medium-speed, violently-panned shots of various block logs)
Narrator: ...only to be shut down by the valiant admins.
(montage of pictures of the admins)
Then came the waves of vandals...
4chan troll: HAGGER?
LotofLOLS: GAY GAY GAY!
(show BIGGER block logs)
Narrator: ...but still no problem.
Music: end of Enter The Machine; fade into Arch Enemy - Taking Back My Soul
Narrator: Now, we have a bit of a situation.
LjLego: Too much DRAMA!
Samuel L. Jackson: I've had it with the motherfucking vandals on this motherfucking website!
EnzoAquarius: I curve bulletz :3
LotofLOLS: GAY GAY GAAAY!!!
(shot of Sophia hanging on the edge of a cliff)
Jimbo: I can help you, Sophia. Just take my hand.
Sophia: No! I'll never give in!
DrSkullthumper: KILL THAT FUCKING BOT!
Random guy: Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... ChuHEAD GETS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED OFF BY CHUCK NORRIS
Oscar Wilde: (facepalm) Oh God...
(music picks up)
(montage of various GIFs found around site over chorus of "Taking Back My Soul")
(coda of "Taking Back My Soul")
Narrator: The Uncyclopedia Movie.
Coming to an Internet near you when hell freezes over.
LotofLOLS: I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK!