User:DjGentoo

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“That's such a lame screenname.”

~ Everyone on this idiot named 'djGentoo'

“At least it's not "DJ Irreverent"!”

~ djGentoo

[edit] o hai der

You are doing it wrong.

Uncyclopedian. Ex-EDiot. Reaper of Fail. What else do you want to know about me?

[edit] Little known facts about me

The bird might have small amounts of viking blood. This has yet to be confirmed.

• I ran The Winternets. Don't expect anything new there.
• I am not DJ Irreverent.
• I deleted half this page to spare you about 10 minute's worth of facepalming.

[edit] Obligatory userbox abuse (now with 50% fewer caloriesuserboxes)

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.	RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.
This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭	This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)
This user should not be trusted.	THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.	dJi This user is not DJ Irreverent.

[edit] Cig Zig Sig

» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:57, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] PS

I'm not DJ Irreverent.