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Man, you've never baked this pencil before, have you? The pencil worships you before you have a ten-foot pole to rinse.

--Disneyfan217 was hea!!!!13:37, January 3, 37 AD (WTC)Hello there, i am Disneyfan217, one of the of the many alter-egos of Oscar Wilde(<insert name here> is too).


You were the chosen one, you were meant to destroy the sith not join them.I'm serious, Ash.

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
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So hand it over. NOW.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Wheel This user watches Wheel Of Fortune.

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
750px-High voltage warning.svg High Voltage

This user exceeds voltages of 2000 volts. I suggest you don't touch him/her.

Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Geek This user is a geek.
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
4 years, 10 months and 21 days.

Brain This user's IQ is 121, somehow.

Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
NO This user doesn't care.
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


VFH? This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
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DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Pi3.14 This user loves pi
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
You are not Thinkerer This user is not The Thinkerer.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]].

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.


Yes, I know it looks the same as a Gruethis is me in real life.


I see you are viewing my article. would you like to get pwned?
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