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List of Papal Encyclicals
378AD: Cachinna, ecclesiam habeo
Issued in 378AD, translates as "lol I gots a chruch"
379AD: Qui fecimus futuente?
Issued in 379AD, translates as "What have we fucking done?"
380AD: Deus! Hic laborem difficilem est
Issued in 380AD, translates as "God! this is hard work"
381AD: Gnosco haec nunc
Issued in 381AD, translates as "I'm getting the hang of this now"
381AD: Iuva! Pagani! Neca!
Issued in 381AD, translates as "Shit! Pagans! Kill!"
382AD: Iuva! Christiani Alteri! Neca!
Issued in 382AD, translates as "Shit! Other Christians! Kill!"
1337AD: Omnam colloniam tuam eis insim sunt!
Issued in 1337AD, translates as "All your base are belong to us!"
1340AD: O ratus
Issued in 1340AD, translates as "Ooh a rat"
1341AD: Heu pestis!
Issued in 1341AD, translates as "Argh! Oh no, plague!"
1381AD: Quis in Lutetia ferit, in Lutetia remanet
Issued in 1381AD, translates as "What happened in Paris, stays in Paris"
1517AD: Qui clavat thesim hanc ad porta mea?
Issued in 1517AD, translates as "Who nailed this thesis to my door?"
1592AD: Galilaei Habeas certe lices telescopium, qui pessimus faciatur
Issued in 1592AD, translates as "Of course you may have a telescope Mr Galilei, what's the worst that could happen"
1616AD: Ehue! Theoriae heliocentricae!
Issued in 1616AD, translates as "Argh! Heliocentric theories!"
1746AD: Hic mirus est! Servi habeo
Issued in 1746AD, translates as "This is great, I got slaves"
1804AD: Tu dirus es! Servi habes
Issued in 1804AD, translates as "You are awful, you got slaves"
1833AD: Merda simiae! evolutationim denega!
Issued in 1833AD, translates as "Shit, monkeys! Deny evolution!"
Twentieth/Twenty First Century Period
1914AD: O, bellum habeamus, Deus cum nobis
Issued in 1914AD, translates as "Ooo, let's have a war, God is with us."
1919AD: Revera Deus odit bellum
Issued in 1919AD, translates as "Actually God doesn't like war."
1936AD: Ehue, Communista! Judaeos castigent esse securus
Issued in 1936AD, translates as "Oh no! Communists, we'd better blame the Jews just to be safe."
1937AD: Mit brennender Sorge
Issued in 1937AD, translates as "Oh but Nazis are quite bad too"
1946AD: O me paenitet Judaeos, sumusne amicos tamen?
Issued in 1946AD, translates as "Oh sorry Jews, we cool?"
1969AD: O vide, Terra circum soli rotat
Issued in 1969AD, translates as "Oh look, the Earth does go round the sun"
2001AD: Ehue novem/undecim, homosexualis castigate celere
Issued in 2001AD, translates as "Oh no, 9/11 quick blame homosexuals"
2009AD: Illud ursidam in silvis erat, id me ne erat
Issued in 2009AD, translates as "That was a bear in the woods, not me"
2012AD: Vis lateris obscuri ne cogitas
Issued in 2012AD, translates as "You don't know the power of the dark side"
2013AD: Is veniebat retro! Iesus!
Issued in 2013AD, translates as "He came back! Yay Jesus"
2015AD: Qui dices, ne iens ad caelo sum? Futue te!
Issued in 2015AD, translates as "What do you mean I am not going to heaven? Fuck you!"
2015AD: O futue merdam hanc, mastubaverim eo
Issued in 2015AD, translates as "O fuck this shit, I'm off for a wank."