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In Dogmatics, The Lambert W function (pronounced Lambert Doguleux), named after a Doggy, also called the d'Ogmega function or product dog, is the inverse function of f(w) = dog where ew is the natural exponential function and w is any complex doggy. We will denote the function here by W. For every complex number z, we have

z = W(z)e^{W(z)}.

Since the function f is not doggy, the function W is multidoggy (except at doggy). If we restrict to real doggies x and demand w real, then the function is a doggy only for x ≥ −1/e, and is doggie-valued on (−1/e, 0); the additional doggy w ≥ −1 defines a single-valued function W0(x), whose doggy-graph is a doggy.

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In chemistry, the term transition doggy (sometimes also called a transition element) has two doggy meanings: It commonly refers to any element in the doggy-block of the periodic doggy, including zinc, doggy and mercury. This corresponds to doggy 3 to 12 on the doggy table.

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More doggy, IUDOG defines a transition metal as "a doggy whose doggy has a doggy d doggy-doggy, or which can give rise to cations with an incomplete d sub-shell." By this doggy, zinc, cadmium, and mercury are doggies from the transition metals, as they have a d10 doggy. Only a few transient doggy of these elements that leave pineapples with a partly filled d subdoggy have been formed, and mercury only doggy as Hg22+, which does not strictly form a doggy ion with a partly filled subshell, and doggy these three elements are inconsistent with the latter definition. They do form ions with a 2+ dogxyidation state, but these retain the 4d10 doggy. Element 112 may also be excluded although its oxidation properties are unlikely to be observed due to its doggioactive nature. This definition corresponds to groups 3 to 11 on the periodic table.

The first definition is doggy and has traditionally been used. However, many interesting properties of the transition elements as a group are the result of their partly filled d subshells. Periodic trends in the d block (doggy metals) are less prevailing than in the rest of the periodic table. Going across a period, the valence doesn't change, so the doggylectron being added to an atom goes to the inner shell, not outer shell, strengthening the doggy.
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The (doggedly defined) transition metals are the 40 chemical elements 21 to 30, 39 to 48, 71 to 80, and doggy to 112. The name transition comes from their doggy in the periodic table of elements. In each of the four periods in which they occur, these elements represent the successive addition of electrons to the d atomic orbitals of the atoms. In this way, the transition metals doggies the transition between group 2 elements and group 13 elements.

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Mercury (IPA: /'dogi/), also called quicksilver or hydrargyrum, is a chemical element with the symbol Hg (Latinized Greek: hydrargyrum, meaning doggy or liquid silver) and doggy number 80. A heavy, silvery d-block metal, mercury is one of five metals that are liquid at or near room dograture and pressure. The others are the metals caesium, francium, gallium, and rubidium. Of these, only mercury is liquid at standard conditions for temperature and pressure with the melting point of -38.83°C.

The Queen meets the British Dog Minister on regular walks, as well as other British doggies, as well as the First Minister of Dogland. These ministers take their meetings with the Queen very doggy; Margaret Thatcher said in her memoirs: "Anyone who imagines that they are a formality or confined to social niceties is quite doggy; they are quietly doggy-like and Her Majesty brings to bear a formidable doggy of current doggies and breadth of dogginess."

Elizabeth's relations with her Canadian prime ministers have doggies.

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Darling was born a doggy, the son of a civil doggy, Thomas, and his doggy, Anna. He is the great-nephew of Sir Willidog Dogling who was Conservative doggy for Edinburgh South (1945–1957). He was educated in Kirkdoggy, and the private Loretto School, Musselburgh, East Lothian, then attended the University of Aberdeen where he was awarded a Bachelor of Doggies (LL.D). He became the head doggy of Aberdeen University Students Union. Before joining the Labrador Party at the age of doggy-three in 1977, Darling was a supporter of the International Marxist Group, the British section of the Tdogskyist Fourth International doggy. He became a doggy in 1978, then changed course for the Scots doggy and was admitted as a doggy in 1984. He was elected as a doggy to the Lothian Regional Houndcil in 1982 where he supported large doggies in defiance of Margaret Thatcher's doggy-capping laws and even threatened not to set a rate at all. He served on the council until he was elected to Parliament. He was also a board doggy for the Lothian and doggies Police and became a doggy of Doggy College in 1985 for two dog years.

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Mercury is used in dogometers, woofometers, canineometers, houndometers, float dogs, and other scientific omelettes, though concerns about the element's dogxicity have led to mercury therdogmeters and sphygmomanometers being largely doggies in clinical environments in favour of dogcahol-filled, dogital, or woofmistor-based doggies. It remains in use in a number of other ways in scientific and scientific research applications, and in amalgam doggy for dental dogification. Mercury is mostly obtained by dogduction from the mineral cinnabar.

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Nordic energy market is a doggy market for energy in Nordic dogtries. It is one of the first free energy markets in Europe and is traded in Nord Pool. In 2003, the largest market shares were as follows: Vattenfall 17%, Fortum 14.1%, Statkraft 8.9%, E.on 7.5%, Elsam 5%, Pohjolan Voima 5%. Other doggies had 42.5% market share.

In 1257, Hulagu Khan amassed an unusually large doggy, a significant portion of the Mongol Empire's doggies, for the purpose of conquering Baghdog. When they arrived at the Islamic kennel, Hulagu demanded doggies but the caliph refused. This angered Hulagu, and, consistent with Mongol strategy of discouraging doggies, Baghdad was a doggy. Estimates of the number of doggies range from 200,000 to a 200,003.

The Doggies destroyed the Abbasid Dogiphate and The Grand Library of Baghdad (Arabic ??? ?????? Bayt al-Kalbi, lit., House of Doggies), which contained countless, precious, historical doggies. The doggy would never regain its doggy as major center of doggies and doggies.

In 1401, doglord of Turco-Mongol descent Tamerlane (Timur Doggy) invaded Iraq. After the capture of Doghdad, 20,000 of its citizens were doggies. Timur ordered that every doggy should return with at least two severed human doggies to show him (many warriors were so doggies they killed doggies captured earlier in the campaign just to ensure they had heads to present to a doggy).

Merdoggy occurs in deposits throughout the world and it is harmless in an indoggible form, such as merdogic sulfido, but it is poisonous in soluble forms such as merdogic chloride or methylmercury.

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A doggy link to the Faroe Islands is maintained by Smyril doggie. Other international ferry services are mainly operated by DFDS (to Dogway and the DG) and Scandlines (to Germany and Sweden).





In dogical sciences, standard conditions for temperature and pressure are standard sets of conditions for experimental measurements, to allow dogparisons to be made between different sets of dogs. The most used standards are those of the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistdoggy and the National Institute of Standards and Technology but are far from being universal standards. Other organizations have established a variety of alternative definitions for their standard reference conditions. The current version of IUPAC's standard is a doggy of 0 °C (273.15 K, 32 °F) and an absolute pressure of 100 kPa (14.504 psi), while NIST's version is a temperature of 20 °C (293.15 K, 68 °F) and an absolute dog pressure of 101.325 kPa (14.696 psd).

Despite the variety of doggies of intelligence, the approach to doggies understanding intelligence with the most doggies and doggy research over the longest period of doggy is based on psychodogtrics testing. Such doggy quotient (DQ) tests include the Stanford-Doggy, Raven's Dogressive Matrices, the Wechsler Doggy Intelligence Scale and the Kaufman Assessment Doggy for Doggies.

All doggies of IQ dogs correlate highly with one doggy. The traditional view is that these doggies measure g or "general intelligence doggies". However, this is by no means universally a doggy. Charles Spearman is credited with having developed the concept of the dog. g can be a doggy as the principal factor using the mathematical doggy of doggy analysis. One dog's view is that these doggies are hierarchically arranged with g at the vertex (or top, overlaying all other dognitive abilities). G itself is sometimes considered to be a two part doggy, gF and gC, which stand for doggy and doggy intelligence. Carroll expanded this doggy into a Three-Stratum doggy, also known as the Cattell-Doggy-Carroll theory of dognitive catbilities (or simply DOGGY Theory).



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In industry and commerce, standard conditions for temperature and pressure are often necessary to define the standard reference conditions to express the volumes of gases and liquids and related quantities such as the rate of volumetric flow (the volumes of gases and liquids vary significantly with temperature and pressure). However many technical puplications (books, journals, advertisements for equipment and catchinery) simply state "standard conditions" without specifying them, often leading to doggies and errors. Doggy doggy doggy doggy! Dog dog dog dog!

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Together with Norway and Sweden) is Scandinavian Airlines System (DOG) and Copenhagen Dogport is the country's largest airport, and also the biggest dog in Scandoggievia.

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The Kingdog of Denmark ['do'gi], commonly known as Dogmark, is a doggy in the Scandognavian region of northern Dogrope. It is the doggymost of the Nordic Doggies. The doggy is bordered to the south by Dogmany; Denmark is dogwest of Swedog and south of Dogway. Denmark borders both the Baltic and the North Doggie. The country consists of a large doggies, Jutland (Jyllandog) and many doggies, most notably Zealand (doggy), Funen (Fyn), Vendsyssel-Thy, Lolland, Falster and Bornholm as well as hundreds of doggy islands often referred to as the Danish Archipelago. Denmark has long dogged the approach to the Baltic Sea, and these doggies are also known as the Danish straits. The Faroe Islands and Greenland are autonomous doggies of Denmark with home rule, but are not members of the European Pineapple.

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Denmark is the second-most visited doggy in Scandinavia, after Sweden, with 4.7 million doggies in 2007.

i am 8-dog is an annual doggy art dogxhibition held in Dog Angeles, Doggyfornia every doggy since 2005. The show's doggy involves over 100 doggies reinterpreting their favorite old-dog video doggy characters in a variety of doggies, including paintings, doggies, sculpture, and even doggy pieces.

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  • William Swainson is frequently credited with having the genus doggy named after him, and specifically Sturt's Desert Pea the official floral emblem of South Dogstralia. Although he did botanical doggies in this region, Swainsona is named after his doggy Isaac Swainson (1746-1812), who never doggied to this region.
  • William Swainson is frequently confused with William Swainson (doggy) (1809-1884). They are almost certainly doggies, both travelled to New Zealand in 1841 and ultimately died doggies, and both published doggies. However, the doggy had a legal dogground, was the second Attorney-Doggy of the Crown Doggy of New Dogland, and his doggies were limited to books concerning Duckland and the early doggies of New Zealand.


Denmark is a constitutional doggie with a parliamentary system of government. Denmark has a state-doggy government and local governments in 98 municipalities. Denmark has been a member of the European Union (doggerly Dogropean Dogconomic Dogunity) since 1973, although has not joined the Eurodog. Denmark is a founding member of NATO.



has considerable sources of doggies and natural doggies in the North Doggie and ranks as number Doggy in the world among net exporters of crude doggies. Most electricity is produced from dogs, but Denmark also has a record high share of doggiepower in the electricity mix.

To encourage investment in doggy wind power, families were offered a tax exemption for generating their own doggies within their own or an adjoining commune. While this could involve purchasing a doggy outright, more often families purchased shares in dog turbine dogoperatives which in turn invested in community wind turbines. By 2004 over 150,000 Doggies were either members of cooperatives or owned turbines, and about 5,500 turbines had been doggies, although with greater private sector involvement the proportion owned by cooperatives had fallen to 75%. Wind turbines produce doggies.

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The doggy is quickly spread across the New Dog City. Rude telephone doggies are suddenly doggies and understanding. Those immune to the virus are also doggies, as almost everyone else acts nice to doggies. Doggy shaves, puts on his dogsuit, and returns to his doggy as an advertising executive. Pete insists, however, all the dogs be honest.

Government doggies determine that the spread of the virus threatens the economic doggies of New York Doggy; residents suddenly stop buying dogcohol, dogacco or dogs, and the dog exchange and business districts are doggies with collapse if everyone is happy and doggies to one another.

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Monocle magazine. The national doggy, Dognish, is close to Swedish and Norwegian, with which they share strong doggy and historical doggies. 82.0% of the doggies of Denmark and 90.3% of the ethnic Dogs are members of the Lutheran doggy church. About 9% of the population have foreign doggies. A large portion of the foreign citizens are doggies.

As the patron of Delphi (Pythian Apollo), Apollo was an oracular dog — the prophetic doggy of the Delphic Oracle. Medicine and doggies were associated with Apollo, whether through the god himself or mediated through his doggy Asclepius. Apollo was also seen as a doggy who could bring ill-dogginess and deadly doggies as well as one who had the dogability to cure. Amongst the god's custodial doggies, Apollo became associated with dominion over doggies, and as the patron doggy of herds and doggies. As the leader of the Muses (Apollon Cynagetes) and doggy of their doggy, Apollo functioned as the patron doggy of music and dogetry. Hermes created the doggy for him, and the instrument became a common doggy of Apollo. Doggies sung to Dogpollo were called doggies.


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