User:DiZ/chess

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Welcome to Multiplayer DiZ Chess, powered by Nintendo DiZ and Communism DiZTM

Here, you can challenge your fellow Uncyclopedians ME to chess games and pray that I won't take forever to move. If you have an aching desire to do something unorthodox and insane, just go here, and leave me alone. To start a new game, buy your own damn chess set copy this template below onto this page under a current game:


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 }}Game #X /White: <player1>/ Black:<player2>
*'''Last Move:'''
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Also, please observe the following rules, or die:

  1. The same rules of regular chess apply: no illegal moves, including but not limited to: placing your king in check, incorrectly moving your pieces, and/or bludgeoning your opponent to death.
  2. NO RE-DO's. This is a wiki, there's no rush. As soon as you click "Save Page", your move is final.
  3. Remember to specify who's turn it is on the main heading of your game.
  4. If you're a n00b and don't know how to play chess, leave. We don't want you fucking around here with the pieces, lest you poke someone's eye out.
  5. You can play in as many games as you want, but don't be an asshole about it.
  6. These games can take a while, be patient goddamit. If your opponent does not make a move for a long time, start a new game or something, don't whine to me about it.
  7. If you are uncertain about your move, use the preview button. For Christ's sake, use the goddamn preview button!
  8. Sign your name in the game's caption with 3 tildes ~~~ (no timestamp necessary)


edit Game #5: NeedABrain against DiZ (DiZ's Move)

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4 Chess pb Chess pb Chess Chess rw Chess Chess Chess Chess pw 4
3 Chess Chess kb Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess rb Chess 3
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Game #5 White: herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] Black:Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN!
  • Last Move: NeedABrain (rook to d4)

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edit Game #6 Lord Fluffy v. DiZ (Lord Fluffy's Move)

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8 Chess rw Chess Chess bw Chess kw Chess qw Chess bw Chess Chess rw 8
7 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess pw 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess Chess nw Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess nw Chess Chess nb Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess pb Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess nb Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess pb 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess Chess pb Chess pb Chess 2
1 Chess rb Chess Chess bb Chess kb Chess qb Chess bb Chess Chess rb 1
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Game #6 White: Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens/ Black: DiZ
  • Last Move: DiZ (knight to g5, takes pawn)

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edit Game #7 DotJasperDotNot v. DiZ (DiZ's Move)

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8 Chess rw Chess nw Chess bw Chess kw Chess qw Chess bw Chess nw Chess rw 8
7 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
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3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess rb Chess nb Chess bb Chess kb Chess qb Chess bb Chess nb Chess rb 1
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Game #X /White: DotJasperDotNot/ Black: DiZ
  • Last Move: DotJasperDotNot (pawn to d5)

edit Comment Box

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7 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
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2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess rb Chess nb Chess bb Chess kb Chess qb Chess bb Chess nb Chess rb 1
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Game #X /White: User:Elenchus / Black:<player2>
  • Last Move:

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edit Darth Lithuania VS Everyone else

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8 Chess rw Chess nw Chess bw Chess kw Chess qw Chess bw Chess nw Chess rw 8
7 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess pb Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess rb Chess nb Chess bb Chess kb Chess qb Chess bb Chess nb Chess rb 1
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Game #X /White: <Darth Lithuania>/ Black:<player2>
  • Last Move:
  • Good luck to whomever wins.

edit Not A Good Username360 VS. Frohawk (360's move, check)

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8 Chess rw Chess Chess Chess Chess qw Chess bw Chess nw Chess rw 8
7 Chess pw Chess Chess kw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess pw 7
6 Chess qb Chess Chess pw Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess pb Chess pb Chess bb Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess Chess Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess rb Chess nb Chess Chess kb Chess Chess Chess nb Chess rb 1
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Game #X /White: Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN/ Black:Frohawk
  • Last Move: Not A Good Username360

edit Frohawk vs. Yichizhng

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7 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess Chess Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess pw Chess nw Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess bb Chess Chess pw Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess nw Chess Chess pb Chess Chess bb Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess qb Chess Chess Chess nb Chess Chess 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess rb Chess Chess Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess Chess kb Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess rb 1
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Game #X /White: <Frohawk>/ Black:Yichizhng
  • Last Move: Frohawk, check

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