“DiZtheGreat was so outrageous,
his Ouroboric rantings contageous.
when bensonites said,
shut up or be dead,
his response was both wise and sagacious.
so DiZ took the fighting in hand,
and spread across Uncyc's fair land,
"That my god's good with coffee
you won't get it off me,
so fuck you who don't understand."
now, DiZ, having spoken his peace,
began to preach boldly with ease.
at such a young age,
he became quite the sage,
when he wasn't buttfucking a priest.
MathPoet got deep down inside
this tale of Ouroboric pride.
in every detail
he refused the plain sale
of his soul, so left no one to chide.”
“Tastes like depleted uranium and you only have to toast it for three seconds.”
~ DiZ on Pop-Tarts
“This is the most balling shit EVER!”
~ DiZ on the IRC
“BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
~ DiZ on Howard Dean
“Yes, I see now, he has a certain mystique about him, a subtle raw gentleness and power which can't be bought with words or captured in a mere photograph, no, he is of the proud peoples whose ancestors were great warriors and tillers of the land, and whose strength shines in his eyes; and inside his veins flows that blood of the great ones, yes, i see now, there is something disticntly majestic about him, almost...envious does it make me...alas, so is the fate of They, the beautiful ones, wonderous like seas of joy, yet, how pitiful they must walk alone... ...or maybe he's just gay”
