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Emblam-important THE HALL OF HEROES IS CURRENTLY FILLED UP, THERE ARE
NO REMAINING POSITIONS LEFT. IF YOU WISH TO JOIN
DiZ's INNER CIRCLE, PLEASE LEAVE
A MESSAGE ON HIS TALK PAGE AND HE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT


WELCOME TO VALHALLA, THE HALL OF HEROES! IF THOU HAST MADE IT HERE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD THY NAME UNDER THY PICTURE WITH AN EPITHET AND ACHIEVE ULTIMATE GLORY, JUST LIKE DiZ, OR ELSE BE CRUSHED UNDER ODIN'S MIGHTY FIST! AND ALSO, ANY TIME THOU COULD PREPARE FOR RAGNAROK, THAT WOULD BE GREAT...THANKS. JUST CHOOSE YOUR MASTER, AND ADD YOUR RANK AND TIMESTAMPS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

edit The King of Valhalla

edit The Primary Order

edit The Secondary Order

edit Servants of Ghelæ the Græt

edit Servants of BarryC

edit Servants of Sir Mhaille the Valium

edit Servants of Prince Rataube the Little

edit Servants of Uncyclopedian the Stealthy

edit Servants of Joe the Real American Hero

edit Records

edit Records of the King

edit Records of the Primary Order

edit Records of the Secondary Order

edit Of Ghelæ the Græt

edit Of BarryC the Epistemological

edit Of Sir Mhaille the Valium

edit Of Prince Rataube the Little

edit Of Uncyclopedian the Stealthy

edit Of Joe the Real American Hero

edit Honorary Order

Users who are deemed noble and great by DiZ, but have not sworn their allegiance and are not official members:

edit Stats

edit King of Valhalla

King of Valhalla
Dizz
Primary Armament Ouroboros
Secondary Armament "The Truth"
Tertary Armament Trained Taahgaarxians
Power Plant Root of Mandrake
HP: Infinite+
Mana Points: Infinite+
Strength: Infinite+
IQ: 10,000+
Weight 167 lb.
Height 5'9"
Special Attack Garden Hose Fornication

edit Knight (Primary Order)

Knight
Paladin
Primary Armament Rifle
Secondary Armament The power of Sir Uncyclopedia
Tertary Armament Clockwork Creatures
Power Plant Screeching Death Tree
HP: 1,000+
Mana Points: 400+
Strength: 20+
IQ: 150+
Weight ~80-200+ lb.
Height ~3'0"--15' 7"
Special Attacks Electric Slide, Knightly Killer Blade, Call Sir Uncyclopedia's power

edit Servant (Secondary Order)

Servant
Blackknight
Primary Armament Clipboard
Secondary Armament Shoe polish
Tertary Armament Cleaning equipment
Power Plant Slave Pits
HP: 10 - 15
Mana Points: 10 - 15
Strength: 5 - 10
IQ: 40 - 60 (just enough to serve us)
Weight 35 lb. (we only feed them a mug of gruel every other week)
Height 2'8" (lack of food has shrunk them)
Special Attacks Grovel at Master's Feet, Ask for Food, Wither Up and Die
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