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THE HALL OF HEROES IS CURRENTLY FILLED UP, THERE ARE HIS TALK PAGE AND HE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT
DiZ , OR ELSE BE CRUSHED UNDER ODIN'S MIGHTY FIST! AND ALSO, ANY TIME THOU COULD PREPARE FOR RAGNAROK , THAT WOULD BE GREAT...THANKS. JUST CHOOSE YOUR MASTER, AND ADD YOUR RANK AND TIMESTAMPS TO THE BOTTOM
edit The King of Valhalla edit The Primary Order edit The Secondary Order edit Servants of Ghelæ the Græt edit Servants of BarryC edit Servants of Sir Mhaille the Valium edit Servants of Prince Rataube the Little edit Servants of Uncyclopedian the Stealthy edit Servants of Joe the Real American Hero edit Records of the King edit Records of the Primary Order Uncyclopedian the Stealthy, Bringer of Cake to All, Court Jester of the Primary Court of DiZ the Great, Undefeated Stealth Master, Leader of the Fifth, and Weakest, Division of DiZ's Army (only a few soldiers there, and they suck ), Lowest Admiral of the Seven Seas in the Kingdom of DiZ the Great, Emergency Castle Owner, NRV expert, researcher of Sir Uncyclopedia, Cool Guy, Longest Rank Owner, Amazing Guy, Level 13 Wizard, Paladin, Assassin, Creator of the Quote Market, Healer, Mercenary, Pirate, Ninja, Un-Bestiary Zookeeper, Too Cool For Words, Owner of the Longest Rank Award, Long Rank Lover, contributer to UnTunes, Spec-Ops agent in the Grue Army , 5th in line to the throne, joined: 18:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
edit Records of the Secondary Order edit Of Ghelæ the Græt Lord Ixistant of Wii, Slayer of Neds, Diplomat of the Scotian Empire, Inventor of Sticky Back Plastic , 7th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to the Ghelæ the Græt, joined: 20:46, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Chinchillita the Ugly, Electric Caffeinated Rat of Justice , 8th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to throne of the Ghelæ the Græt, joined: 22:27, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
High Court Poodle Dr John Tiberius Poodle, Sacred Diplomat to Happyland and realms beyond , 9th in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of Ghelæ the Græt, joined 22:45, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
edit Of BarryC the Epistemological Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy the Recently Arrested, Lord of the Capybara, Demon General of the Abyss , 10th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to BarryC the Epistemological, joined: 06:35, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Syndicate the Invisible, Attempter of Feeble Invisibilty Techniques Against His King, rebel of Kingdom DiZ 11th in line to throne, and 2nd in line to throne of BarryC the Epistemological, joined 21:25, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Das0408 the Multi-numbered, Master of the Arabic Numerals, Squire of the Raging Square Roots , 17th in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of BarryC the Epistemological, joined 20:48, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
edit Of Sir Mhaille the Valium edit Of Prince Rataube the Little Braydie the Epitaph-less, Chief Warlock of the Eastern Range, Refuser of Titles to the Rich and the Poor , 18th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to Rataube the Little, joined 18:18, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Emmzee the Furious, defeater of creativity , 18th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to the throne of Rataube the Little, joined 16:58, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Judgement the Burninator, Scribe to the Court, Overseer of the Created, Deliverer of the Damned , 22nd in line for the throne, 3rd in line to the throne of Rataube the Little, joined 04:53, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
edit Of Uncyclopedian the Stealthy Joeyjo0 the 1337, Pwner of the Unp4wnable, Master of the Enchanted Unicorns Parlor Room , 15th in line to the throne, and heir apparent to Uncyclopedian the Stealthy, joined 18:09, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
Unistyle the lengthy, 2006 National Corn Eating Champion of all of Oklahoma , 16th in line to the throne, and 2nd in line to the throne of Uncyclopedia the Stealthy, joined 20:39, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
Graf Nappy the Quarryman, Keeper of the Canabus , 21st in line to the throne, and 3rd in line to the throne of Uncyclopedia the Stealthy, joined 02:52, 14 Febuary 2007 (UTC)
edit Of Joe the Real American Hero Cs1987 the Uncool, Scum of Valhalla , 9500th in line to the throne, slave of Joe and all other Knights, joined 15:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Zerotrousers the Shit Load, Slayer of Contents, Messenger of Ouroboros the Inexorable, Round Knight of the Broken Table , 23rd in line to the throne, 2nd in line to the throne of Joe the Real American Hero, joined 21:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
General Tso's Chicken, Protector of the Farts, Eater of Beans, and Peddler of Gas Masks , 24th in line to the throne, 3rd in line to the throne of Joe the Real American Hero, joined 15:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
edit Honorary Order Users who are deemed noble and great by DiZ, but have not sworn their allegiance and are not official members:
edit King of Valhalla
King of Valhalla
Primary Armament
Ouroboros
Secondary Armament
"The Truth"
Tertary Armament
Trained Taahgaarxians
Power Plant
Root of Mandrake
HP:
Infinite+
Mana Points:
Infinite+
Strength:
Infinite+
IQ:
10,000+
Weight
167 lb.
Height
5'9"
Special Attack
Garden Hose Fornication
edit Knight (Primary Order)
Knight
Primary Armament
Rifle
Secondary Armament
The power of Sir Uncyclopedia
Tertary Armament
Clockwork Creatures
Power Plant
Screeching Death Tree
HP:
1,000+
Mana Points:
400+
Strength:
20+
IQ:
150+
Weight
~80-200+ lb.
Height
~3'0"--15' 7"
Special Attacks
Electric Slide, Knightly Killer Blade, Call Sir Uncyclopedia 's power
edit Servant (Secondary Order)
Servant
Primary Armament
Clipboard
Secondary Armament
Shoe polish
Tertary Armament
Cleaning equipment
Power Plant
Slave Pits
HP:
10 - 15
Mana Points:
10 - 15
Strength:
5 - 10
IQ:
40 - 60 (just enough to serve us)
Weight
35 lb. (we only feed them a mug of gruel every other week)
Height
2'8" (lack of food has shrunk them)
Special Attacks
Grovel at Master's Feet, Ask for Food, Wither Up and Die
