User:DiZ/Contributions

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Here it is, a thorough and complete list of my sins -- erm, my accomplishments. A specific list of my blasphemies - I mean, contributions can be seen here: Special:Contributions/DiZ.

Contents 1 Creations 1.1 Articles 1.2 Templates 1.3 Language Templates 2 Other Contributions 2.1 Random articles 2.2 UnNews 2.3 Contributions to Un-Bestiary 3 Stuff Other People Have Done For Me 4 Disowned 5 Created Images

[edit] Creations

Featured articles in bold, UnBooks or other namespace feature in italics.

[edit] Articles

• Weaselpudge
• DDD Scale
• Committee of Letters
• &
• Wardrobe
• Hypello
• Code: Cryptic
• Twilight Town
• HowTo: Use a Public Restroom
• Hummingbird
• Grillz
• HowTo:Speak Dolphin
• OPOV
• HowTo:Speak Chicken
• The Seven Not-So-Deadly Sins
• Un-Bestiary (I actually only started it)
• Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish
• Taahgaarxian
• UnBooks:Pudgic Bible
• UnBooks:Alien Reports
• Sean Paul
• Yah-Weh-Oh!
• Å
• UnBooks:A Million Little Reese's Pieces
• Southwest Airlines
• Why?:Do Florida's animals suck?
• UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies
• Scylla & Charybdis
• Game:Multiplayer Chess
• Quack the Magic Goose
• Love bugs
• A.R.M.A.G.E.D.D.O.N.
• AskJesus
• HowTo: Become a Zoo Tycoon
• Dialogue
• Macaque (rewrite)
• Pimp My Sig
• Demetri Martin
• Sand nippers
• Ouroboros
• Evo-Devo
• Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop
• Happy Feet
• Evolution of the turtle
• SweeTarts
• Constipation
• Chiggers

Total: 47

[edit] Templates

• Template:Badcanada
• Template:CubanUser
• Template:User Hummingbird
• Template:User Bestiary
• Template:User Punished
• Template:User Hall Hero
• Template:Finger
• Template:User Alien Anteater
• Template:PudgistUser
• Template:User Fishfish
• Template:User paint

[edit] Language Templates

Language templates I have conceived, all on my User Page 4 U 2 C:

• Swedish
• Ancient Language
• Dolphin
• Sarcasm
• Spanglish

[edit] Other Contributions

[edit] Random articles

• Fall Out Boy (Lyrics)
• Why did the chicken cross the road? (cleaned up)
• Dragon (re-did colors section)
• Subliminal message (personal touch)
• Left Behind (added Plot section)
• Bacon Mist (completely redid)
• Unquotable:Swedish Chef (practically all)
• Eragon (made t3h better, then fell t3h apart after the movie)
• Contents 2: Electric Boogaloo (technically wrote it)

[edit] UnNews

• UnNews:Environmentalist straps himself to back of whale to protest bulldozing
• UnNews:Midgets outraged at Pluto's new "dwarf" status
• UnNews:Journalists finally released after humiliating 13-day hazing in Gaza
• UnNews:Researchers discover wrong way to eat a Reese's
• UnNews:Mother accuses infant of sexual harrassment

[edit] Contributions to Un-Bestiary

Un-Bestiary Contributions (there might be more, I don't keep count):

• Feral Midgets
• Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish
• Gazebo
• Grue
• Hummingbird
• Killer Africanized Giant Fighting Desert Lobster
• n00b
• Ostrich-ninjapirate
• Smartass
• Sugarglider
• Taahgaarxian
• Thesaurus
• Wardrobe
• Weasel

[edit] Stuff Other People Have Done For Me

• Bacon Mist (User:Uncyclopedian beat me there. Again.)
• Template:User sinner (User:Uncyclopedian made this for me.)

[edit] Disowned

I don't give a shit what happens to these:

• Template:User Fishfish

[edit] Created Images

I've uploaded plenty of images, but I've only made a few, since I don't have Photoshop and must be content with the sub-par MS Paint. My pictures have actually gotten better over time, I think. Take a look:

My company's logo. What do we make? I dunno'...	A rare glimpse at the Yyllamoth, King of the Taahgaarxians.	Bush on a bad day.	It's time to d-d-d-d-d-uel!
Making fun of heathens like me is kewl!	God, i hope i never see this in my life time.	It was nerve-racking, I tell ya, to catch this, but I got it!	The symbol of the Church of Weaselpudge.
A very perversely pixelated and stolen image. Fear it.	Bush has been mutilated a lot by wild animals recently.	Have you found Jesus?	The Pimp Hand, biotch.
The real Creator...look closer.	Rest in peace, Å...	An international bestseller. Is NOT a fabrication!	Ouroboros pwns you!
Environmentalists are @%&#ed up...	...For Dummies, making you feel stupid for over twenty years.	The majestic Trojan Horse.	Awesome album...
Dirty sand nippers...	A diagram of your typical love bug.	ZooTycoon2:Blood Lust	Hence, bloodlust.
The Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop	For all you Linux fans out there	Another image I am deeply ashamed of