User:Dexter111344/Gramps

So I read in the newspaper that my bastard son put that letter I sent him on something called "the Internets" and it became "viral". What the fuck does that mean? Whatever... Doesn't matter. But I feel that since it's so well-known now, I should clarify a few things about it. Specifically, I feel the need to clarify the part about sex with ducks.

First off

You should know that you can't just have sex with ducks just anywhere, even if some aging music group says so.