User:Dexter111344/Awards

All awards, cookies, seasonal greetings, or whatever go on this page. Not HERE!!!

From the overall community (kinda)

FFS

I got the most votes that one time! Plus, I got the ban, but not the longest! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite

Useless Gobshite of the Month July 2008

Useless Gobshite of the Year 2010

UotM

Nommed three times, but didn't win. Finally got it the fourth time.

Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2009

Conservation Week

This user has fixed that damn leaky carburator on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2008 B.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Actually tied with Mrmonkey72

ANotM

Article Narrator of the Month May 2010

WotM

Writer of the Month June 2010

Tied with some fag who shares the same birthday.

EGAoEitDoM

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award May 2011

MotM

Magician of the month May 2011

Articles that really should have been featured, but there are too many jackasses on this site

(Quasi-features, since I don't see a template for those)

• Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons
• UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat!

From Sannse

For voting for against her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

5/3/07

From Leoispotter

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:40, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

From Ljlego

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:16, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Votery!

Thanks for the VFS vote, my friend. I didn't know my work was noticed by so many, but it does my heart good to know that there's still enough irresponsibility on this site to give me power. Keep up the good work.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:36, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

From Mordillo

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:57, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

From Tom Mayfair

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

10/1/07

Bloody Pagans

<center>Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.</center>

From Zana Dark

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

1/17/08

From Fag

EPIC FAIL!

	<center>All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

2/4/08

From TheLedBallon

Thanks be to you!

Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... 03:38, 1 March 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(Muahahahaha!))

I know maybe this should go on that other subpage, but you seem to have left, so maybe you won't mind. Either way, thanks for the vote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:13, Mar 1

No, I do mind. What, I guy can't quit without some guy not obeying his last wishes? Goddam. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:46, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Dec 21

From Dr. Skullthumper

New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to Dexter111344

dctrskull1990 [10:26 PM]: hey dctrskull1990 [10:26 PM]: so uh dctrskull1990 [10:26 PM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article dctrskull1990 [10:27 PM]: heh dctrskull1990 [10:27 PM]: your probably wondering who i am dctrskull1990 [10:27 PM]: i'm the guy that wrote it dctrskull1990 [10:27 PM]: srsly i'm not shitting you dctrskull1990 [10:27 PM]: anyway dctrskull1990 [10:28 PM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once dctrskull1990 [10:28 PM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all dctrskull1990 [10:28 PM]: but its kind of like an honor you know dctrskull1990 [10:28 PM]: being on my buddy list dctrskull1990 [10:29 PM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia dctrskull1990 [10:29 PM]: partially thanks to you! dctrskull1990 [10:29 PM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is dctrskull1990 [10:29 PM]: thx dctrskull1990 [10:31 PM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now dctrskull1990 [10:31 PM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time dctrskull1990 [10:31 PM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything dctrskull1990 [10:32 PM]: but lets just get this settled dctrskull1990 [10:32 PM]: like for peace of mind dctrskull1990 [10:32 PM]: you dont sell drugs do you Talk Video Pictures Send files

Sir Skullthumper, Kun ☯ Petition »

4/11/08

From Mightydandylion

Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry! Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Somebody actually added it here instead of just adding it to the talk page intending to piss me off! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:54, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

From Necropaxx

Thanks

	Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
	PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off. Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Thanks for your vote! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:53, Jul 8

(again)

***You Are Dead*** Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper. Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

Thanks for your vote! (again) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:12, Oct 21

From Under User

Tony and Ludo thank you!

Splendid, what! UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter 09:18, Jul 28

Thanks Dex

For that hand-delivery job. Much obliged. --UU - natter 14:12, Apr 10

Thing

Under user has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Have I ever given you anything to recognise your dangerous levels of competence? Don't think I have. The above is a start. Toodles! --UU - natter 20:21, Jan 26

I place it on your talk page and not the awards page because that's how I roll. And not, for instance, because of dangerous levels of incompetence. --UU - natter 20:22, Jan 26

Well, no. You usually say I'm as incompetent than grandma's bowels. Wait, that's incontinence... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:48, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

From Sycamore

Thanks for the vote

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:30, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for voting for me:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

From Enzo Aquarius

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Merry Ho Ho!

- Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 14:54, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

From Dr. Strange

Naked dolls are so universal....

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™ They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

Wow, 18 votes and I didn't even whore it myself. Sounds like a dangerous precedent, eh? GI Joe could come back from Iraq with PTSD but that would be tough to make palatable and not just mean. Thanks for the vote!--    11:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Trips across America

Greetings From Four Corners!! Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

From DJ Irreverent

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:04, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

From Kip the Dip

Treat

Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane! Don't stick it in your nose.

From Sawblade5

Here's Your Christmas Tree

--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:45, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

From GlobalTourniquet

In grongitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next coma to you. Thank you.

The following coma causes are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Overdose Car crash Beating Obscure, easily misdiagnosed illness

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

From Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Thanks Dex

You deserve another ninjastar for all your effort. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

lulwut?

I award you this image for no reason at all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:46, 1 July 2010

Probably the only award worth being awarded. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:48, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

That reminds me...

Well, you nommed me, which is just as good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 1 July 2010

This one just isn't as good as that last one you gave me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:07, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

I know. I'll make it up to you someday. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 1 July 2010

From Mahm00shA

May Set smite thee not Ma'et Moo'sha thanketh thee for thou hath shown him support at the Holy Of The Holies. "lo! Set hacketh the phallus of he who showeth not support. Verily, for a sinner he is and in Hell shalt he be lashed to the slave stick" --Book Of The Dead, Chapter IX, 19:11

Thou Shalt Suffer Mahm00shA smiteth thee. Fire be upon thee <insert name here>. Mahm00shA maketh thee to burn. Thou who art hateful unto him. Mahm00shA pierceth thy head. He cutteth through thy face. He melteth thine countenance. Lo, thy skull is crushed in his hand. Thy bones are smashed in pieces.

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 10:15, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

From Gerrycheevers

signpost

i leave thinking the signpost is being taken care of, i come back and panic because the bots weren't around, and then...i see dexter delivered it! yes!

thanks again! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:01, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

From CheddarBBQ

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

From Capercorn

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:31, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

From Guildensternenstein

Thanks!

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:05, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:19, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

From Sonje

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

From Orian

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

From Todd

Thanks again! --T. (talk) 19:09, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor ~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

--T. (talk) 02:33, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

From Zheliel

I can't listen to instructions

so here.

		The Hidden Page Barnstar
		I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Dexter111344, found. Amazing. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »

—The la Zhel 07:15, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Ass, making me move things... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:19, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

From MacMania

Thank you for voting for this article! Although I almost made you move this, I read the instructions on the talk page just in the nick of time. Sir MacMania GUN—[05:36 11 Aug 2009]

Oregon Trail

A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:45 3 Sep 2009]

From Killer 3.14

Thank you

Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For delivering those two newspapers and one was on time!--Click me^{NO NOT ME!!} _{I don't care if you click me} 12:37, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

From Aleister in Chains

Thanks

Thanks for all of your help with HowTo:Blow a dog. Your edits made it work much better, appreciated. Thanks for the vote too, which put the damn dog over the top--something I try to do each time I blow it. Al in Chains 12:05 2 4 mmx

And a special thanks from me to the both of you as well, my dog has never been happier and if you'd like to do additional field research in the future consider me casa su casa!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 17:49 (UTC)

From HELPME

Thanks, you idiot bitch

Thanks! I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier! My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:05, July 01 2010 UTC

No problem, douche. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:02, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. .

For your nom and vote on uncy of the month. We tied, and nothing could have happened with you. My appreciation will be forwarded in the form of local teens who have nothing better to do than please you. Do you hear a knock on the door? That may be them. Thanks again! Aleister 17:56 1 10

GOLD GOLD GOLD

Kevillips has awarded you a Goldgluden! Now buy youself something pretty.

On behalf of the unsung --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:09, May 29, 2011 (UTC)