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edit From the overall community (kinda)

edit FFS

I got the most votes that one time! Plus, I got the ban, but not the longest! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Useless Gobshite

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month July 2008

Goldcraproll Useless Gobshite of the Year 2010

edit UotM

Nommed three times, but didn't win. Finally got it the fourth time.

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2009

edit Conservation Week


This user has fixed that damn leaky carburator on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2008 B.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Actually tied with Mrmonkey72

edit ANotM

MicrophoneBadge Article Narrator of the Month May 2010

edit WotM

Writer of the month Writer of the Month June 2010

Tied with some fag who shares the same birthday.

edit EGAoEitDoM

Goldstein award E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

May 2011

edit MotM

MotM Magician of the month May 2011

edit Featured Articles

edit Articles that really should have been featured, but there are too many jackasses on this site

(Quasi-features, since I don't see a template for those)

edit From Sannse

Haywain For voting for against her article, The British Class System,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.


edit From Leoispotter

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:40, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit From Ljlego

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:16, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Votery!

Thanks for the VFS vote, my friend. I didn't know my work was noticed by so many, but it does my heart good to know that there's still enough irresponsibility on this site to give me power. Keep up the good work.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:36, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

edit From Mordillo

~Jewriken.GIF 12:57, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

edit From Tom Mayfair

edit Comrade

Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle



edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS <center>Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.</center>

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit From Zana Dark

edit GTFO!

Bouncing boobs 288x192

Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark


edit From Fag


User:Fag/VFH/EPIC FAIL! User:Fag/sig2 2/4/08

edit From TheLedBallon

edit Thanks be to you!

I know maybe this should go on that other subpage, but you seem to have left, so maybe you won't mind. Either way, thanks for the vote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:13, Mar 1

No, I do mind. What, I guy can't quit without some guy not obeying his last wishes? Goddam. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:46, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Dec 21

edit From Dr. Skullthumper

edit New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to Dexter111344
dctrskull1990 [07:30 PM]: hey
dctrskull1990 [07:30 PM]: so uh
dctrskull1990 [07:30 PM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article
dctrskull1990 [07:31 PM]: heh
dctrskull1990 [07:31 PM]: your probably wondering who i am
dctrskull1990 [07:31 PM]: i'm the guy that wrote it
dctrskull1990 [07:31 PM]: srsly i'm not shitting you
dctrskull1990 [07:31 PM]: anyway
dctrskull1990 [07:33 PM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once
dctrskull1990 [07:33 PM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all
dctrskull1990 [07:33 PM]: but its kind of like an honor you know
dctrskull1990 [07:33 PM]: being on my buddy list
dctrskull1990 [07:34 PM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia
dctrskull1990 [07:34 PM]: partially thanks to you!
dctrskull1990 [07:34 PM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is
dctrskull1990 [07:34 PM]: thx
dctrskull1990 [07:36 PM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now
dctrskull1990 [07:36 PM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time
dctrskull1990 [07:36 PM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything
dctrskull1990 [07:36 PM]: but lets just get this settled
dctrskull1990 [07:36 PM]: like for peace of mind
dctrskull1990 [07:36 PM]: you dont sell drugs do you
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edit From Mightydandylion


Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!

Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Somebody actually added it here instead of just adding it to the talk page intending to piss me off! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:54, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

edit From Necropaxx

edit Thanks

Jimi psychedelic Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Thanks for your vote! Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:53, Jul 8

edit (again)

Costume-grim-reaper-clipart ***You Are Dead***

Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper.

Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

Thanks for your vote! (again) Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:12, Oct 21

edit WOTM

edit From Under User

edit Tony and Ludo thank you!

Sudoku roll Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:18, Jul 28

edit Thanks Dex

For that hand-delivery job. Much obliged. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:12, Apr 10

edit Thing

Newcookie Under user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Have I ever given you anything to recognise your dangerous levels of competence? Don't think I have. The above is a start. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:21, Jan 26

I place it on your talk page and not the awards page because that's how I roll. And not, for instance, because of dangerous levels of incompetence. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:22, Jan 26
Well, no. You usually say I'm as incompetent than grandma's bowels. Wait, that's incontinence... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:48, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit From Sycamore

edit Thanks for the vote

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:30, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

Thanks for voting for me:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

edit From Enzo Aquarius


Nuclearxmaspudding Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture

edit Merry Ho Ho!

- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 14:54, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

edit From Dr. Strange

edit Tis' The Season

edit Naked dolls are so universal....



It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!


Wow, 18 votes and I didn't even whore it myself. Sounds like a dangerous precedent, eh? GI Joe could come back from Iraq with PTSD but that would be tough to make palatable and not just mean. Thanks for the vote!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Trips across America


Roadside map

Greetings From Four Corners!!
Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!


edit From DJ Irreverent

edit During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:04, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

edit From Kip the Dip

edit Treat

Candycane Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
Don't stick it in your nose.

edit From Sawblade5

edit Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:45, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

edit From GlobalTourniquet

edit In grongitude


edit In Graltitude


edit From Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

edit Thanks Dex

You deserve another ninjastar for all your effort. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

edit lulwut?

120px-627suj8.gif I award you this image for no reason at all. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:46, 1 July 2010

Probably the only award worth being awarded. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:48, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit That reminds me...

Well, you nommed me, which is just as good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 1 July 2010

This one just isn't as good as that last one you gave me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:07, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
I know. I'll make it up to you someday. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 1 July 2010

edit From Mahm00shA

Set egyptian god May Set smite thee not

Ma'et Moo'sha thanketh thee for thou hath shown him support at the Holy Of The Holies.

"lo! Set hacketh the phallus of he who showeth not support. Verily, for a sinner he is and in Hell shalt he be lashed to the slave stick"
--Book Of The Dead, Chapter IX, 19:11
Set egyptian god Thou Shalt Suffer

Mahm00shA smiteth thee.

Fire be upon thee <insert name here>.

Mahm00shA maketh thee to burn. Thou who art hateful unto him. Mahm00shA pierceth thy head. He cutteth through thy face. He melteth thine countenance. Lo, thy skull is crushed in his hand. Thy bones are smashed in pieces.

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 10:15, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

edit From Gerrycheevers

edit signpost

i leave thinking the signpost is being taken care of, i come back and panic because the bots weren't around, and then...i see dexter delivered it! yes!

thanks again! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:01, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

edit From CheddarBBQ


Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.

Guard in park

edit From Capercorn


--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:31, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

edit From Guildensternenstein

edit Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:05, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:19, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

edit From Sonje


Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour. - Sonje

edit From Orian

Fatdrunkstupid Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!


edit From Todd

Thanks again! --T. (talk) 19:09, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Trailer-park-boys on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor
~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

--T. (talk) 02:33, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

edit From Zheliel

edit I can't listen to instructions

so here.

Ninjaspinnermedal The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Dexter111344, found. Amazing.

ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »

The la Zhel 07:15, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Ass, making me move things... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:19, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

edit From MacMania

Thank you for voting for this article! Although I almost made you move this, I read the instructions on the talk page just in the nick of time. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[05:36 11 Aug 2009]

edit Oregon Trail

A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:45 3 Sep 2009]

edit From Killer 3.14

edit Thank you

Newcookie Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For delivering those two newspapers and one was on time!--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 12:37, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit From Aleister in Chains

edit Thanks


Thanks for all of your help with HowTo:Blow a dog. Your edits made it work much better, appreciated. Thanks for the vote too, which put the damn dog over the top--something I try to do each time I blow it. Al in Chains 12:05 2 4 mmx

And a special thanks from me to the both of you as well, my dog has never been happier and if you'd like to do additional field research in the future consider me casa su casa!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 17:49 (UTC)

edit From HELPME

edit Thanks, you idiot bitch



I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier!

My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:05, July 01 2010 UTC
No problem, douche. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:02, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks. .

For your nom and vote on uncy of the month. We tied, and nothing could have happened with you. My appreciation will be forwarded in the form of local teens who have nothing better to do than please you. Do you hear a knock on the door? That may be them. Thanks again! Aleister 17:56 1 10


Goldgluden Kevillips has awarded you a Goldgluden!
Now buy youself something pretty.

On behalf of the unsung --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:09, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

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