User:Desscroll
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“Few will rise above, those few will rule the underground.”
“My favourite superhero.”
“He was born to walk a different path.”
“You've come very far.”
“I'm going to buy one of these one day and put it in my bar.”
“In Soviet Russia, women pickup YOU!!”
“If only!!”
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| Pseudonyms: Tao Kuei, Humbled, Dessydes, Desscroll |
| Birth: 500 years ago on the Highlands of Scotland. |
| Hair: Virtually none |
| Eyes: Two. One presently awaiting replacement with cybernetic implant. |
User:Desscroll, hmm...
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Shortly after being born, he proceeded to bite off the fingers of the nurse presently examining him, before grabbing two scapels and killing off the rest of the attending staff in the operating room.
After killing half a squadron of special forces troopers, Desscroll was eventually captured and sent to Fiorina 161.
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