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Ocean's Ten, directed by Steven Soderbergh, is the prequel to the popular science fiction series which includes Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve. It was released in 2054, fifty years after the release of Episode 12. This has angered some fans, who believe that all sequels/prequels should be released as a Christmas special in the same year as the original film.
Ocean's Ten chronicles the life of Danniel Ocean's father, Darth Ocean (played by Hayden Christensen). As a child, Darth Ocean was adept in the Light Side of robbing casinos. While training under Master Yoda (played by Danny DeVito), he met the evil President Scroob (played by your mom), who taught him about the Dark Side. Darth converted to the Dark Side, became a casino owner, and was given the evil-sounding name Terry Benedict. His son Danny doesn't learn the truth about his father until Ocean's Thirteen, scheduled for release in 2154.