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| δ.ο.ε
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| Water intoxication, underscore, and eternal life. What do they have in common? I made them.
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| This user's IQ is larger then yours.
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| And you know it always will be.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| Please donate to the δ.ο.ε fund.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| I am not Latin, however.
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| I have no more to do with Satanism then I do with the cabal. There is no cabal!
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| I am Emperor of Inexistence, to be exact.
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| This may or may not be true.
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| ♀♂
| This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.
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| I'm pretty sure this isn't true.
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| Either that, or it's a disguise...you'll never know.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| *Munch!*
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| Exactly. I know what you're thinking.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| It's actually all I can afford.
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| It's better then Internet Explorer, from what I can tell.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| Now, I'm not sure what that means...
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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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| And I'm also a ninja. Who says I can't be both?
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| It's already to late for you...
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| See, I'm more ninja then pirate.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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| The same thing as pirate, only different.
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| This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
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| Only at night. Watch your neck.
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| This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
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| Only when I don't get enough sleep. Which is too often.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| I wouldn't say creepy...
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| You're next.
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| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| Just give me a target. And plenty of cash. I'll provide the firepower.
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
| Don't give me a reason to pull the trigger...
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| .eurt ton ylbaborp si sihT
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| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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| No seriously, there is no cabal. Now stop questioning me!
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| Or is it?
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| —
| This user does not exist.
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| ...
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| And now I have to kill you.
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| Only slightly mad. Oh so very slightly.
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| They're after me! I know they are!
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| Now, I wouldn't say pyro...
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| Have I mentioned yet that I'm untrustworthy, or is that further down this list?
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| That's what I want you to think!
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| No, you can't prove that I don't live in Area 51.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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| Don't look, or else!
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| ?
| This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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| Unanimously anonymous.
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| Like ice.
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| No user serviceable parts inside.
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| What does that even mean?
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| I am elite, but I don't approve of 1337. (_)$(_)411Y.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| Let's hope not. For your sake.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| I might as well have invented lazy.
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| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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| I see you!
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| ...
| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| I'll finish this later.
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| This user should not be trusted.
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| You can trust me, trust me!
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
| I have nothing to do with the place. Besides doing most of my research there.
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| I just don't.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| NO WAI!
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| This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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| FREEDOM!
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| hey!
| The above wasn't my fault!
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| Nothing is my fault, ever. That's just the way things are.
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| Indeed, I am.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| Equal benefit to all. End world hunger and poverty.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| After all, it's only .07%...
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| My favorite weekend activity.
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| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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| Don't make me go Jihad on you!
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| Fear my eye beams!
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| I SAID FEAR! FEAR NOW!
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| This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
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| All hail Krispy Kreme!
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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| Whoever this BENSON dude is, I'm way better.
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| bu-N
| This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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| I speak it quite fluently, actually.
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| It's quite despicable.
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| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| Doesn't it sound so official?
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Ubx- Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to user:denial.of.existence/δ.ο.ε.
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| Yes, it's true. Now go away.
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