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“If you didn't make yo' babies so tasty, maybe I wouldn't have to eat 'em!”
~ Dracula on Demonbob
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Rad


Demonbob, Ruler Guy of...you!

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Hail and good tidings. This is my amazing page of awesomeness. Made of the substance of the gods. And no, that is NOT Kool-Aid! Or so THEY want you to think.

edit My Contributions


edit My Edits


Moved to here due to immense amount of bullcrap beauty on this site. Decided to quit listing. Not even worth it.

edit Ideas


  • The Creative Black Hole
  • The Video Game Crusades

If any of these exist, the magic editing fingers will strike!!!
(Or maybe just go leap off a bridge in despair. Who knows?)

edit Awards


Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Demonbob
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
Asig

Funny little things to display my fame. They are mostly non-existant.
You can help by voting for me here
Or you could not. Whatever floats your boat.



Favorite Pics

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Grue crossing
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edit Oh I Wish...


(Sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song.)
OH...I wish I was an Uncyclopedia Admin
Yes that is what I really want to be
And If I were an Uncyclopedia Admin
Everybody would f**cking hate me!

MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

Look at those dreams...of X-TrEmE HuFfAgE!!!






Questions to Ponder


"Why don't more users spontaniously combust?"


Things to love



Enlightenment



Userboxes

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

1337 This user is elite.
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.



Design deviously edited studied from here.