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Avoiding pregnancy is often very tricky, but certainly not impossible for just about anyone. So read this guide for a bit of aid. NOTE: This is a guide for men, if you females wish to avoid male pregnancy, invest in Male Birth Control Pills.
- 1: Accuire a time machine.
- 2: Set the Time Dial to August 6, 1945 in Hiroshima, Japan.
- 3: Remove Pants.
- 4: Wait for Nuclear Explosion, this may take a while, depending on the accuracy of your Time Machine.
- 5: Recieve Nuclear Radiation. If you are not sterile, repeat as needed.
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