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Exploding has often been acknowledged as one of the most difficult actions to ever attempt, but here is a quick list of directions to do so in the quickest manner. First, choose a path. There are many ways to incur explosions, and be aware that this process has a 97% fatality rate, with the other 3% having only their head intact.
- 1) Gather one (or two, depending on the potency of the explosion you want to occur) of the following items: Grenade, Bomb or Missile. Also, for ease of use, gather a hammer as well, it aids in the speed of activation.
- 2) Sit in a well aired location, if you are a worshipper of Allah, also try sitting in public.
- 3) Place explosive in lap.
(NOTE: Pick your choice of action for step 4.)
- 4a) If you did not take the hammer, manually activate your selected explosive device. Do NOT move.
- 4b) If you did take the hammer, proceed to beat it upon the explosive until the explosion occurs.
- 5) Enjoy! (Read More...)
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