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edit Article Stupid not Funny

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This is primarily a statement about the article's Humor, not necessarily its general quality. Please remember to keep it Funny and not just stupid. Please try to resolve any objections on the talk page.

edit Article not funny

edit Bomb this Article

Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

edit Writer Bored

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

edit Warning

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TO CAUSE CANCER, BIRTH DEFECTS AND OTHER REPRODUCTIVE HARM.

edit This article makes no sense

This article makes no sense whatsoever, and has caused the heads of various people to asplode. You can save these people by popping it full of lead, and featuring it on Animal Planet, yo!Also, your hair is showing.

edit Article Confusing

The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.

Please stop reading or risk SEHS.

edit Article under Construction

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But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.

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This page will be re-checked on 17 November 2008

edit Article is Crap

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

edit Wasting Space

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edit Author doesn't care about article

The author of this article doesn't care at all if you edit it, heck, your stuff is probably funnier than mine.

edit Makes no sense

Warning: This will probably make no sense to you.
This article may be hilarious if you are familiar with whatever it pretends to explain, but otherwise you will probably have no idea what the hell is going on. If you can think of a way to make it more accessible, make it so.

edit Stinks

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This {{{target}}} smells funny...

...and has been awarded a {{{scent}}}-scented air freshener.

edit Too many templates


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edit Too little templates

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Please remove some

edit You have no life

You have no life for reading all the way to this end, you ****ing **** ****ing *****!

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edit Decription of this Article

edit Article Stupid not Funny

edit Article not funny

edit Bomb this Article

edit Writer Bored

edit Warning

edit This article makes no sense

edit Article Confusing

edit Article under Construction

edit Article is Crap

edit Wasting Space

edit Author doesn't care about article

edit Makes no sense

edit Stinks

edit Too many templates

edit Too little templates

edit You have no life

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