User:David Gerard/Dysfunctional Families

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Dysfunstional families are most often found when one or both parents are members of the Democratic Party. They are often broken by divorce, alcoholism, drug use, or because one or both parents are homosexual. This had aderse effects of the children in dysfunctional families, causing them to fall into similarly destructive patterns of behavior, such as become fags themselves. It is a never ending cycle that spreads the disease of the Democratic party quickly and efficiently.

Male children from dysfunctional families often have sexual relations with animals, specifically goats, and tend to carry Velcro gloves with them wherever they go. They also have sex with black girls and dogs, if a distinction between should be made. The thought that they are better than everyone around them is constantly on their minds, and they are very outgoing in telling their peers of their feelings.

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