User:DaveHinz

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I was born during a blizzard on a July day in Milwaukee in the late 1960s. By the age of 5 I had invented rope, and formed the basic concepts of what would later be known as "television". By 12, I had taught myself to hover, and was instrumental in the formation of the United Nations. My current project is a substance I'm planning to call "solder", which may have applications in the fields of musical instruments and/or botany.

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