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Secularism is a religion in which a bunch of atheists get together to figure out why other people are stupider than they are,.. and also 'how can we kill this 'God fellow'?', God however, found the thought of Himself not existing hilarious, as He is quite a sensible chap. They also have meetings about how much they 'really hate this 'God' fellow' chaired by Richard Dawkins, however it is rumoured, by believers, 'that they do this because they are, just jealous, as we are getting into Heaven and they are not!'.
Secularists believe that they should make the rule that there are no rules, so ipso facto, they cannot make that rule. God finds this all (Secularism and disbelief) quite funny, like when a cute animal can't get at a treat on the big kitchen table.
they can talk endlessly about Christians killing Christians, Christians killing Muslims, Christians killing everybody, but have seemed to forgotten all the best killers where athiests, one of great note was Joe Stalin, who liked roads, then another was Pol Pot, who very much liked killing people also.