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I drive a 1971 Ford Falcon XY Phase III GTHO (aka the greatest 4-door ever), and I live in Slough. I enjoy a cold Bundaberg on occasion, and am an avid Lordite (supporter of Lord). I would dearly like to meet the Dalai Lama. As a hobby, I take some Chuck Norris facts and change "Chuck Norris" to my name (on Microsoft Word). Then I smile the mother of all smiles.