User:Darthrai/Misa Amane

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“Every serious anime series must have a token squeaky-voiced moe girl.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Misa Amane
“No, no! Misa your humble servant! Oh, mooie-mooie bombad!”
“It appears that that despicable Gungan from my childhood has decided upon gender reassignment surgery. Take him her away!”
~ Darth Vader on Misa Amane
“OH MY GOD A SEXY CLONE!!!!! I WANT TO RIP HER TO SHREDS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
~ Tira on Misa Amane


Misa Amane is the cutest and prettiest model/actress/singer in all of Death Note! She has lots of cute songs and lots of great movies and great looks and is soooooo pretty!!! But Misa's also the Second Kira (don't tell anyone, baka!) Misa likes to kill criminals using her Death Note, but especially for her boyfriend Light Yagami who loves her and really cares for her!! And he's soooooo cute!!! Don't we look cute together?!?!? YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Misa was voted the "most cutest" in Eighteen Magazine for 3 years in a row! Isn't that great? :3

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edit Misa's looks!

Misa is sooooo tiny and sooooooo cute!! Misa has long fluffy blonde hair that she wears in cute little pigtails, and big cute eyes that are sometimes blue and sometimes brown! Misa also wears the cutest outfits! Do you like Misa's new dress?

edit Misa's life!

Misa lost both her parents, so sad ;_; But then her knight came and killed the nasty man who killed Misa's parents! Misa fell in love with her Light and we met because Misa put on a disguise and found Light, who was soooooo cute! Then Misa and her Shinigami Rem decided to help Light (AKA Kira) create a new world just for us! But then this nasty man called L wanted to stop Light, so Misa tried to help stop L! But then L started stalking Misa and captured her, which wasn't good :( Misa couldn't act in any movies or sing any songs or pose for any photos when in a straitjacket, which sucked! But then Rem left and took away Misa's Death Note, and Misa forgot that she had a Death Note, and Misa helped capture this other nasty guy while dressing like a nurse (so sexy!). But L was still a pervert and tried to interrupt Misa's dates with Light which were so cute but which were ruined by L! That sucked!! But L died afterwards so that's OK. Also, Misa didn't eat any cake because it makes her fat, but L eats it, which is creepy and wrong, because L is creepy and wrong, not like Light who is cute!! Later, Light created his new world, and Misa was sooooooo happy!!! Then we got engaged which was the best thing ever! But then these two other nasties came and tried to get rid of Light, so Misa helped him again! Then after helping Light, Misa could finally perform in a comeback concert and sing an adorable song about Kira, but then she was kidnapped by Near, which sucked!

Everyone thinks that Misa is secretly Jar Jar Binks. That's not true, because Misa's cool and Jar Jar isn't!

edit LIGHT

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edit The real article

Misa Amane is the most useless character in Death Note, and doesn't deserve any sliver of an article besides this tiny section. Misa Amane died last year, and you should be glad that that happened.

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