User:Darth Retro

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“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”
~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography
“It is also part of education.”
~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

edit Reasons why i'm here

  • 1.I like the Internet
  • 2.I like articles that are funny.
  • 3.I hate Wikipedia
  • 4.I hate Barney the Dinosaur
  • 5.I hate Hitler after a bad shave.
  • 6.I hate <insert name here>

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In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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Usb! No, really!


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