User:Darth Retro
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“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”
~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography
“It is also part of education.”
~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)
[edit] Reasons why i'm here
- 1.I like the Internet
- 2.I like articles that are funny.
- 3.I hate Wikipedia
- 4.I hate Barney the Dinosaur
- 5.I hate Hitler after a bad shave.
- 6.I hate <insert name here>
[edit] My favorites articles here
[edit] My Usernames
Youtube:Mariowillsurvive Club Penquin:8716
[edit] Userboxes
| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| This user knows what a Wawa is.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| C:\>_
| This user contributes using DOS.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| \m/
| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| [insert content here]
| This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| UBX
| This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there.
| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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