User:Darth Lithuania

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CONGRAGULATIONS! You have found my hidden page. Because so far around 3 people have found it you now get a cookie! All you need to do is post on my talk. And while your there tell me how the hell to organize my userboxes cause they are a mess. Thanks.

"aha found you atlast"

[edit] Russian reversal

"In Soviet Lithuania YOU own Darth Lithuania!"

Russian reversal

[edit] Classic Wilde Quote

"Who the hell is Darth Lithuania?"

Oscar Wilde on Darth Lithuania

[edit] WARNING

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

[edit] Awards

REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for for giving him a cookie to begin with. (there's weed in it)

WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Member of the Order

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] My templates

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