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edit History of Darkmojo

Darkmojo hails from a place known as Hell (renamed Florida in 1965). He was born in the Country of Panama (yeah, that's a country. The one with the canal? Doesn't ring a bell? It was part of the United States for almost a century. You owned our ass. Well, fuck you then).

Turn Ons

  • Technology
  • Writing
  • Art
  • Pissing off Christians
  • Pissing on Christians
  • Cheese

Turn Offs

  • Earwax
  • Work
  • Words spelled incorrectly and ending with a "z" just to sound ghetto.

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