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“We shall defend our island, wherever the krauts may be... we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the beach huts, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we shall fight on the boats, we shall fight in the sea, we shall fight over the sea, we shall fight on the pavement, we shall fight in the phone-boxes, we shall fight in the dance halls; we shall never surrender to Darkluniux.”
“You must listen to the words of Darkluniux. If you will not listen to the words of Darkluniux, one third of your army will die, one third of your army will desert you and one third of your army will point at you and laugh.”
“All a tyranny needs to succeed are some cool uniforms.”
“With worshipers like you, who needs heretics?”
“My way is simple: Ritualistic worship, psionic enslavement, blood sacrifice, and treating all who oppose you with brutal savagery. Simplicity - that's the key to success!”
|About my sacred life.|
Darkluniux, great Dark Lord of Uncyclopedia
Welcome to my great realm, feel yourself great and blessed for have the honor of visiting my user page! If you feel yourself like an slave don't cry like a little girl, you're in my possesion, all who looks at this page is my follower, so you're my follower!
Porpouse of Darkluniux
I'm the Dark lord of this place, so, i will create my empire in this uncyclopedia, when i end the world will be mine and there will be the DARKLUNIPEDIA!. I will beign with this page, as you can see, my all glorious person is in this page, all of this is mine! No one can destroy me! because this is mine! MWUAHAHAHAHAH!. So do you think im a Wanna-be dictator? WRONG! i already have alliance with the all-sacred POTATO![http://orderofpotato.ya.st, then, i will defeat sauron! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
In the year 1118 he created the templar knights on holy land to proteck the most powerfull and acient secret in the all history of humanity, the secrets evangelions about the flying spaggetti monster. He ordered to dig and dig beneath the salomon's temple, and they found the book of the holy spam. They become guardians of a dark secret, how Godzilla did addition and multiplication with the spam and the water. "This is my spam and my water, eat it all because In Soviet Russia Spam eats YOU!!" The templars were confused reading this, so they came to the Sion's Priory to get help, they just made a new weapon to destroy the Catolic Church: THE SPAM WHAT PWNS YOU!!. Now thanks to they you got more than 4789578346 millions of free spam in your e-mail. Later The sion`s priory together with the Templar Knights protected the merovingian descendant, the trully descendant of BOBand the Saint grail. The illuminati discovered the secret and tell it to the masons in exchange of the NEW WORLD ORDER. The Masons just selled the secret to zezima for a new blue phat. The templars were disbanded by the inquisition and then Pwn3d like n00bs! Only i (Darkluniux) survived to the massacre ocrried in the year 1337. Now i will get my revenge!
Facts about our great leader Darkluniux
- I`m Great.
- I'm 1337
- I PWNZ U!
- I'M C.A.T.S and All your base are belong to us!!
- I'm bad-temmpered because i'm hot but cool too.
- I'm Illuminati
- I destroyed the donald duck's car for 3rd time.
- When you are talking to me i'm you because: You said by you is you so is you is me, you is me!
- There is no spoon.
- Yo hablo español.
- I will do the 4th Reich, and i was the trully FÜHER not that Hitler guy.
- I'm the great master of the order of potato.Yummy order
- I was jaques de Molay but i changed my form when oscar wilde was burned for my cause.
- Oscar wilde thinks i rule and he loves me.
- Chuck norrys tried to kick me in the year 2101 A.D but all his base were belong to me!!
- Im Dart Darkluniux!
- You want to make a secret society to destroy my great empire in this page, but i did it already, i know where you live, i know all of you and i will not repeat this! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
- You're beign hating me.
- You love me.
- You`re a japanese anime girl, yummy.
- This is about me not you.
- I'm a templar.
In the year of the Lord 1131, a great cruzade hath begun.
- WHAT HAPPEN TO THE HOLY GRAIL?
- SOMEBODY SET US THE CAT-A-PULT.
- WE GET SIGNAL.
- WHAT !
- MAIN TEMPLAR MESSENGER COME ON.
- HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER:IT'S YOU !!
- SALADINO: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
- SALADINO: ALL YOUR KRAK DES CHEVALIER ARE BELONG TO US.
- SALADINO: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
- HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: WHAT YOU SAY !!
- SALADINO: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
- SALADINO: HA HA HA HA
- GRAND MASTER!
- HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!
- HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!
- HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: MOVE 'ZIG'
- HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: FOR OUR CAUSE IS JUST, MAY THE LORD SHOW US MERCY.
- EGO SUM LUX ET OBSCURUS, EGO SUM REX TREMENDAE MAJESTATIS. I! TEGO ARCANA DEI!