User:DarkArcher25/ZomboCom
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The title given to this article is displayed correctly. Only marketers think it's cool to put capital letters in the middle of words. If you're a marketer you can pretend it says Zombo Com.
Zombo.com is a website. It is referenced in an xkcd joke. Nobody knows where it came from, or what it's doing on the internet, but anything is possible there. Upon entering the site, a man's voice allegedly says:
Welcome To Zombocom
This is Zombocom
You can do anything at Zombo Com
Anything at all
This is Zombo Com and welcome to you who have come to Zombo com
Anything is possible at Zombo com
You can do anything at Zombo com
The infinite is possible at Zombo com
The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com
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| This article is complete, irredeemable couch potato. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, appears at the skull, and is an unfunny ugly. If you attempt to orate this, you will most to a great degree orate Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will orate your couch potato!!!!!! |
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